Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number. Hee, hee!Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?Mr. Bean: Four asterisks!
Friend: How many women do you believe a man must marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says "4" richer, "4" poorer, "4" better and "4" worse
Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".Friend: Condolence, my friend.After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louderFriend: What now?Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too. I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of 'successful' ... Is it one 'c' or two 'c's?Mr. Bean: Make it three 'c's to be sure!
Bagusla citer ko, tak kisahla ko ciplak ka apa, yang pentingnya aku belum baca lagi.
haaa!!! ini baru lawak, walaupun aku dah baca dah......
kalau sumer buat citer lawak cam ni tak buat citer lucah kan bagus