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Ayam Jalak Tua


al kisah bermula di sebuah reban ayam yang mempunyai 25 kor ayam betina dan 1 ekor ayam jantan tua.suatu hari si tuan ayam itu memikirkan untuk membeli sekor ayam jantan yang muda lagi kuat.keesokkan hari tu beli la tuan ayam tu sekor ayam jantan muda.

Jalak Tua : Mung (engkau) ambik la 15 ekor ayam betina tu dan 10 ekor lagi mai pass kat aku....

Ayam Muda : mana bolah ko tu dah tua dah tak larat dah.....muka dah la tak elok ada hati lagi....

Jalak Tua : eksyen sungguh ayam muda nie(kata Jalak dlm hati)...tak pe la mu ambik la sema tu tapi dengan
kita buat satu lumba lari sejauh 400 meter menang dapat semua kalau kalah sorry ....tapi disebabkan
aku lebih tua aku kena lari 50 meter
depan ko....

Ayam Muda : ok set......

(maka bermula la pertandingan tersebut.......)

maka ayam jalak tua lari dahulu 50 meter depan ayam muda.....selepas itu ayam muda pun pecut dari belakang.... pabila tinggal lagi 50 meter nak melintas si ayam jalak tua tadi....terjadi la satu tembakan...ayam muda tadi rebah ke atas tanah.....tapi kenapa?????????



Tuan Ayam : cilakak sungguah ayam jantan muda nie......baik ko mampus........
haiz... apasal la aku beli semua ayam jantan dari pasar nie semua nye GAY????

Maka tinggal la ayam tua tu bersama 25 ekor ayam betina........maka cerita nie pun tamat......... ^_^

cerita nie lawak bodo jer......huhuhuhuhu
peace guys and gurls...

-- Edited by alif at 21:13, 2007-03-02

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wahahahahaha klako...klako....

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HEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHEHEEHEH.....................................

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whoaaa...dasat tul r alip ni..ayam pun ade yg GAY ke??mane ko tau ni..hehehehe



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huhuhu.........

ini rekaan semata2 jer.........
tak tau lak cerita tu lawak......tapi lawak bodo kan....

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oitt alip!!mane avatar ko??



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aku pun tak tau la.pasal aku dah lama tak masuk dah jadi macam nie ko tolong la aku buat balik huhuhu..............

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hek ellehh..tak kan pasal avatar pun nak sedih2 kot alip...cam ner dgn pekembangan terbaru S.R.O ko tuh?ok ker k.o?

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aku dah mempunyai 5 char level 80 sekarang tunggu masa jer nak jual kat org...setiap char mempunyai 200mill dan barang2 semua gempak gila... harga boleh runding... tidak kurang dari 2,000.00 cash money....... avatar muka aku sebenar huhuhuhuhu......

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alip,char yg ko bg pinjam kat aku aritu camner r?dah lame gak aku x sign in..ntah2 dah kena hack ke ape....
apsal mahal sgt harga yg ko letak tu alip...x der discount ke?



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tu paling murah aku jual lol.......

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oit gua chow dulu ada projeck nak buat.....huhuhuhu

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nie last....

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citer ni dah kuar cuma di ubah ckit2,k la tu

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NIE BKN LAWAK BODO TAPI AYAM BODO..............

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ayam pe tau,nak lintas jln pon x tau..

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