AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

 

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

 

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

 

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

 

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything