Kisahnya bermula begini, pada khamis lepas, aku dgn kwn2 aku pegi mandi laut. Bila da pukul 7, kitorang pun pegi la balik ke hotel. pas tu kitorang makan malam kat hotel 5 bintang tu. makanan dia punyala x sedap, mcm mana org boleh kata sedap. so aku pon pegi la warung mamak yg x jauh dari hotel tu, then aku beli roti telor 1, roti kosong 2, bungkus. aku pon bawak la roti canai tu makan kat hotel. aku sorang je makan roti canai kat hotel tu, org lain semua makan makanan hotel. biler kenyang kitorang pun balik la ke bilik. Dalam bilik tu kitorang lepak2 sambil tgk tv. kitorang bukak tv3, ada la berita, kes anak itik kena samun kat kampung jongkong emas.
Then, keluar pulak cerita dragon ball kat tv9, apa lagi, bukan main khusyuk la kitorang tgk. masa tu goku da hampir mati kena blasah dgn biezita, diorang bergaduh pasal si biezita panggil goku 'kakarot'. Masa tu pendekar penyu pun datang selamatkan goku. Then pendekar penyu buat serangan ganas pejuang berani mati kat biezita, alih2 biezita yg mati, tapi sbb itu cerita aje, minggu depan dia hidup balik.
Then kitorang pun pasanglah vcd power rangers yg kitorang beli kat pasar malam tadi. Tgk ramai2 sambil minum nespray & makan sumi jeli. Masa tu bandar tu dah kecoh pasal serangan rasaksa makhluk pelik, rupa dia masyaAllah, huduh la amat, mcm muka spongebob kacukan ala2 org perancis dgn sikit2 muka michael jackson. Maka dtglah segerombolan power rangers dtg utk lawan rasaksa tu. Mula2 power rangers hijau dtg menyerang dgn kaki, tapi sbb tapak kasut dia ada taik sbb terpijak taik kucing kat rumah pak cik mat tadi, terus dia tarik balik kaki dia sbb nak pegi basuh dulu. Maka dtglah power rangers merah dgn gaya ala2 pejuang kemerdekaan tanah melayu. Mula2 dia buat serangan pedang gerudi ala2 gelek gerudi yg inul suka buat tu. tau kan gelek gerudi? x payah cerita panjang la pasal gelek gerudi ni. Then rasaksa pun mengelak. tiba2 power rangers merah tersepak batu lalu tersungkur. bila di tgk lututnya da merah, dia pikirkan darah padahal kostum dia kale merah, terus dia menangis balik rumah. Lepas tu power rangers pink dgn power rangers biru tgh berdating, power ranges kuning pon bengang & jeles. power rangers kuning suka power rangers biru, tapi power rangers biru suka power rangers kuning. but si rasaksa ni suka power rangers kuning, n power rangers klabu asap suka rasaksa, & power rangers putih suka power rangers klabu asap. cinta berapa segi daaaaa... power rangers kuning pun balik la rumah sbb merajuk tgk power rangers biru dating dgn power rangers pink.
lepastu power rangers putih pon dtg la main kejar2 dgn power rangers oren, pawor rangers oren lari punyalah laju mcm formula 1 yg michael jordan bawak tu. tiba2 mak power rangers putih panggil. "puteeeeeehhhhh.. maeh makan nasik nak.. mak masak lauk sedap ni." power rangers putih pon balik rumah, tinggallah power rangers oren bersendirian, lalu dia pon nyanyi la lagu lonely
"Lonely I'm so lonely, I have nobody, For my owwnnn I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody, For my owwnnn I'm so lonely,
Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya Kno took all the bull**** then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave
I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin
I'm so lonely (so lonely), I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own) girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own) girl
Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own) To call my own (to call my own) girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own) girl
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me Be so happy but now so lonely
So lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own)
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own) girrll
Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own)
I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) To call my own (to call my own) girll
Lonely, so lonely So lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely, so lonely So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely"
sekian terima kasih, maka tamatlah cerita.
actually citer ni bukanlah citer benar.. rekaan aku semata-mata.. boring punya pasal lah nih.. wkakakaka.. sorry mod kalo citer ni x sesuai post kat sini..!!!
hoh ni dak pitiga tu ke??? hoh muncul kembali rupe nye dak ni... errrr dikkkk..jgn nakal2 yer...
riepan: ingat pesan aku x td?? pitiga: errr..ape erkk?? riepan: ishhh budak ni..kan aku suh ko beli air sirap td... pitiga:maap chip..sy ni lembam ckit..ckit je chip.. riepan: grrr...grrr...
ni bukan je belit je beputar..ni ngan kaki tangan aku pong hampir beputar ni..huh!!kang bile aku lempang, beliau majok plak kang..mau beliau ngadu kat mak bapak beliau plak kang kate aku dere beliau..kalau mcm ni la pangai nye baik aku halau je ...shoh..shoh..shoh...(sambil menghalau pakai penyapu)...
lalu..berambuslah kambing bekaki 2 tu dr umah cik fit3..kerana malu dgn plakuan cik pit3 tu,kambing tsebut jatuh sakit,dan akhirnye kambing tsebut pulang ke rahmatullah..
kemudian saya sudahi dgn ucapan sekian wabilahutaufiqwalhidayahwassalamualaikumwarahmatullahhiwabarokatu..
Meroyan ke hapa dak parisyawat nie? Tak paham aku apa yang berbelit tu... Kut yer pun nak berbelit, malam2 skit la.....
Putiga nie wak citer lawak ker wak citer tamil naidu nie? Kasi kompang skali dua kang lebam plak pipi dan pikiran dia...... wak tak tau jer la.. lagi pun aku tak baca pun citer sia di atas.....
adekah sekembali nye dak pitiga ni sbb nk mempromote forum beliau sendirik tu??? kate kan x nak pada forum baru pitiga... jgn merokok hoi hoi... jgn merokok hoi hoi.. ketipang payung....lalala..
ada chance aku kembangkan bisnes minyak ketiak haruman yg terindah kat forum beliau tu nanti..' kata haliza misebon sambil menghidu sepastik aroma sejati kentot kaktusbulu
wakakakakaka... sekembalinyer aku di sini bukan sbb nak pomot porom.. tapi sbb kangen bangat sama korang.. wakakakakakakakakak.. agi2 ngan lawak2 korang yg leh wat org keracunan makanan dan antiseptik pon x leh lawan..
ko kangen sama aku dak pitiga??? hoh puih..puih..mntk nyawa..mntk nyawa...
eh abg ronaldo kt sini rupe nye...mmg rosenah tu pelik..tgk mate pon dah tau pelik..kaler oren2...takut x?? takut x?? meh la dating ngan sy..sy belanje abg ronaldo mkn nasik ngan ari sirap kt kedai pak mat..meh la..
oi rose....ko jgn nyibuk dgn ronaldo.....itu teamate aku.... ko tu dah la pelik sibuk je nak jaga teamate aku.......mentang2 la aku ni jongos.....mosti beliau bagitau kat ronaldo ....."budak botak!!!" kata rosenah mat rempit dgn riang gembiranya bersama elly......tu ronaldo jgn layan dek pompuan camni ni...
budak saintipik nih, mane aku ada terjojol la jugak gg jongos beliau nak interprem.. pastu pepandai lak nak geng ngan ronaldo nan ensem x hengat tu? aku siku gak kang...
ha..... aku bagitau ronaldo....haha.....aku bagitau beliau bahawa rose kate die tak ensem.....muahahahahah..... ni mosti clash punya....... citer sensasi ni
haha....baru aku tau si rose ni main kayu tiga....muahahahahhahaha (rase bangganya) . Ronaldo mane ko..... ni bakal makwe(rase nye tak sesuie tapi ngan bob ok) ko main kayu tiga.....muahahahahaa.... citer sensasi lagi
