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bagi aku ini bukan lawak..tapi hampeh..
tu le pasal..org soh blaja xnak..
wat malu pompuan jeks....

sblum tu...abg rie...tolong transformerkan ayat zimbabwe ni jadi melayu..kang ade plak yg terbabas...aku malas le nak xplain..kepala aku sakit..byk keje..tapi aku nak gak lepak kat gc nih...

tima kasih abg rieeee...

This incident happend last week on the air....


Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to
call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer

would get a prize from the sponsor. She asked:

"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not

knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!


eh, dah ade ke org post lawak ni???
kalau ade, sowi ek...biggrin














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nak cari idea memang susah, nak mengedit senang je..nak komen apa yang orang lain dah buat, laaaagi senang..apa lagi nak mengutuk..hurmm pejam mata jeeeee

 



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hulaaa....telur di letak bedak..?? toyol tahap dewa tul..owg cuci ar luk guna sabun..pastu letak ar gel..tul kn gayah......????

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Ni translate dia...


Yasmin Yusof, DJ Radia 4 telah mengutarakan soalan dalam rancangan radio kelolaannya... Sapa jawab ngan betul akan diberi hadiah....


So ada la seorang surirumah menelefon ke Yasmin. Yasmin pun menanyakan soalan:

"Boleh anda bagi tau apakah barangan rumah yang dibuat dari Sodium Chloride?"

Surirumah tu tak tau, namun dia bertanyakan pada yasmin klue nya...

Yasmin memberikan klue " Alaaaa... yang selalu awak letak dalam telur suami awak pagi-pagi tu..."

Surirumah tu menjawab "Ooooo... BEDAK TALKUM!!!!"


Pastu Yasmin tak cakap apa-apa sehingga la beberapa lagu dimainkan....




Cam cilanat je cerita ni???

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Ntahnya..
Takat kisah telur rebus yg disaluti bedak talkum tu apa nak heran?

Zaman skang mane ada org guna bedak talkum lagi dah. Kami ikut nasihat pakar mcm dlm eklan syampu kat Tb tu "Guna jari pon Bolehhhh.."


Eh, apasal aku rase ayat aku pon sama cilanat cam Ariepin je hah????

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hahahahaha.....lawak la,de sape2 yg pernah wat x? hahaha.....

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gayah wrote:


bagi aku ini bukan lawak..tapi hampeh..
tu le pasal..org soh blaja xnak..
wat malu pompuan jeks....

sblum tu...abg rie...tolong transformerkan ayat zimbabwe ni jadi melayu..kang ade plak yg terbabas...aku malas le nak xplain..kepala aku sakit..byk keje..tapi aku nak gak lepak kat gc nih...

tima kasih abg rieeee...

This incident happend last week on the air....


Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to
call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer

would get a prize from the sponsor. She asked:

"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not

knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!


eh, dah ade ke org post lawak ni???
kalau ade, sowi ek...biggrin




ngeh.. ngeh... ngeh...
aku lum taw lawak ni....
si yasmin ucup tu dah tersalah bagi  klu.......
tu yang dia tercakap... `ala... benda yang pagi-pagi ko letak kat telor somi ko '..
tu yang yasmin dah temalu sangat tu...
langsung x terespong arr...
maka lagu jadik kaber lain (cover line).. gitu cik gayah....






 



-- Edited by baddar on Sunday 4th of July 2010 03:35:43 AM

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