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zurina


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Man: Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis.
Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali: Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang
tu tunduk.
Man: Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali: Tukang gunting rambut.

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nie pn aku da pena baca...huhuhuyawn

-- Edited by sisie at 14:42, 2007-12-06

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aku pn da bc r post ni gk...
tp x per r..
prmulaan kerjya zurina as mmber...
chaiyok!!!


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sori le klu ado doh sebelung nih..ambe x tau pong..maafla kawang2

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tAkut jer die kEna bantai oleh otai2 kt cNie...issshhkk! aku peNa laLui keAdaan tu duLo2...tue laaa.sUka sgt post cite2 laPuk..aKu inGt lg ari tue, c MAt r yg bom aku abis-abisaN...huhu..
tp, ko xYah tenseN2 zUrina... mSk kt GC nie bkn nk tensen..tp Nk enJoy..huk!!huk!!
cHaiyokk!! ( sori sHe..aku ciPlak jap. )

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ooo..xtau la pulop aku sampai kena bom...takut ah klu gtuh..aku suke2 jek join GC nih..saje nok sengih sorang2 depang pc,busang dok dalang jabat..

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aku pn pnh gk kn bom...
siap pkai bhsa ganu lg tau...
ko hati2 la yeK??

lb baek ko ngutuk2 diaorg kt posting jer...
tu lbh slmat...

pndg kri..pndg knan...melintassss....

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owos..ni wak ambe takut nih...

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xpe zurina zidan...ko pompan.klu ko post citer yg lapok2 tu..ceo tu xkan marah..die klu ngan pompan ni cayor.klu die mara,ko tunjuk ckit cekam kat jari kaki ko tu.huh kompom xjadi die marah.
klu ko nak cari ceo gaycerite ni senang jer.ko cari kektusbulu tu.pastu tngok kat pangkal peha die.mesti cipan tu ade.

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woi..!!! bape kali nk ulang cito ni...???!!!!

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emma...rileks r...
zurina ni bdk bru r...
dia x tau...
rbun2 kucing lg...hehhehe...
sisie n aku nk kc wrnig dah kt dia...

leks r...

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hua hua hua


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emma burma...jgn mara mcm tu..cian kt die..die tak taw pape...(pujuk emma ngan penuh kasih sayang)...

(lalu membawa zuriat pulang ke rumah sambil mengayat...wkaokawkhaaha)

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ko dgr la ckp ckgu mengarut kt gc ne..
nk tau ckgu spe..ckgu shi kin...
ha..ha

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eh...mamatsaRDin..
pehal lak ngarut...
aku leh buktikan la...

ok...
cuba ko tgk perkembangan IQ si fizieKAl nih...
ko tgk post2 dia...
da bgs kit...(kembang merak la tu ble aku puji..huh).
da kurang OKu dia tau...
asraf2 da kembali ke pngkal jalan...
si ICU gk yg tolong...biggrin

-- Edited by she_keane at 12:24, 2007-12-26

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dlm maklumat...aku yg batu dpt dr makmal tempat keje..ak..
mengatakan bahawa..terdapat beberapa pukulan di bahagian kepala si fieziekal...
wei she keane..ko wat dier eh...ko ne ajo la bek2
da maken bangga diri eh dier skrg ne...ko ngajo...x btla...
lebih baek ko pergi ke jalan yg lulus..dan kembali ke pengkal lengan...
ha..ha

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MAKLUMAT TERBARU!!!

diminta kepada semua warga geng cerita,tolong ambil perhatian ngan budak OKU yg bernama mamaksudin @ mamatsardin......mengikut rekod terbaru yg saya terima,mamaksudin @ mamatsardin baru sahaja disahkan mengalami gegaran otak tahap kritikal............oleh itu apa saje perkara yg dibangkitkan oleh beliau diminta saudara saudari abaikan saja.......dh memang x dapat diselamatkan lagi penyakit budak ni......

yang benar,
DR ICU(pakar sakit otak)

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