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Amirshah


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Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau,Ketam kenapa?" Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut kakakku kata, kalau kukuku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah! "Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan, "Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?" Ketam ketawa, kah..kah..kah. .kah..kih. .kih..kih. .kih..Kuh. .kuh..kuh. .kuh!! Kodok..Kodok. . kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan? " Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?" Ketam kilas,"Kelakar. " "Kelakar ke kurang-ajar? " kata Kodok. Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat."kelekuk ! ", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok. Ketam kata,"Kodok. . Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan." Kesian Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.

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k**** k**** k*k* k*k****. k**** k**** k****, k***k, k*** k***** k****, "k***** k** k**** k*k* k**, k**** k*****?" k**** k***, "k* k**** k*k* k*k*k* k***** k*k* k*k*k* k****** k*k*kk* k***, k**** k*k*k* k******, k*** k*** k*******!" k**** k***** k*k*******. k***k k*** k*k******, "k*****-k***** k**** k*k*k* k******, k* k**** k***** k***** k****?" k**** k*****, k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**!! k***k..k***k..k***** k**** k******** k** k***** k**********?" k**** k*** k*****, "k****. k***** k** k******** k*?" k**** k****, "k***k**." "k***k** k* k*****-****?" k*** k***k. k***** k******** k***k k**********, k***k k*****k k***** k**** k*** k**** k****. "k******!", k***** k**** k********* k***** k*** k****** k***k. k**** k***, "k***k..k****k..k***** k** k*****k k*****k*? k** k***k****." k***** k****. k***** k*****-****, k***** k*** k*****.


160 k!
apa yg ko nak sampaikan sebenarnyer, amirshah???


-- Edited by itaWardahDeiba at 18:17, 2008-01-20

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amirshah nak tunjuk kat kita ttg kesalahan bahasa dlm citer 2..

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naik juling mate aku baca citer si amir ni,
ape motif sebenarnye ni amis..x paham aku..

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the cleaner


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Huh....ari ni kte kne blaja perkataan K.....kuikuikui...sok L plak ek....

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eleyhh aku pun leh wat gak...

kektusbulu kiss ketiak kambing.kambing ketok kepale kektesbulu.kektesbulu ketawe keseronokan.kehkehkehkeh.kambing kata kepade kektesbulu.kenape kau kiss ketiakku??
kektesbulu ketawe lg.kehkehkeh
kambing kehairanan.kenape kau ketawe kektesbulu??
kektesbulu kate"kelakau".kambing kehairanan kali kedue.kambing tanye,"kenape kelakar??
kektebulu kate"kerane kelakar r ku ketawe."
KELETUNG!!!kambing ketuk kepale kektesbulu


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itaWardahDeiba wrote:

k**** k**** k*k* k*k****. k**** k**** k****, k***k, k*** k***** k****, "k***** k** k**** k*k* k**, k**** k*****?" k**** k***, "k* k**** k*k* k*k*k* k***** k*k* k*k*k* k****** k*k*kk* k***, k**** k*k*k* k******, k*** k*** k*******!" k**** k***** k*k*******. k***k k*** k*k******, "k*****-k***** k**** k*k*k* k******, k* k**** k***** k***** k****?" k**** k*****, k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**..k**!! k***k..k***k..k***** k**** k******** k** k***** k**********?" k**** k*** k*****, "k****. k***** k** k******** k*?" k**** k****, "k***k**." "k***k** k* k*****-****?" k*** k***k. k***** k******** k***k k**********, k***k k*****k k***** k**** k*** k**** k****. "k******!", k***** k**** k********* k***** k*** k****** k***k. k**** k***, "k***k..k****k..k***** k** k*****k k*****k*? k** k***k****." k***** k****. k***** k*****-****, k***** k*** k*****.


160 k!
apa yg ko nak sampaikan sebenarnyer, amirshah???


-- Edited by itaWardahDeiba at 18:17, 2008-01-20


amboi2 hemoh2 ko ni itaWardahDieba...da ngalahkan PuspaWangi lam cite musang bjanggot lak..Cite Babun Bbulu Bontot yg ko blakon mase ko umo 8taun dulu bile nak kuar kt wayang kulit??Musti boom tebaboom!!

 



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dasat larr....cube buat ayat huruf q plak.

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haiz...nok blajo uruf K ka???


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