She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.. ......... .
aku tak paham langsung la apa yg ko tulis..... ko leh translate tak dlm bahasa german... aku kan org jerman tak reti la bahasa2 inggeris ni..... RAM tu ramlah ram ke?????
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aku ada...... ko ada ke????? suka ati aku la... ada aku kisah
wooo manyak cantik.. ase translate je aku... ase terjemah je aku... ase lelaki hensem je aku... ingat aku ni pekerja rumah kebajikan anak-anak ayam yatim ke?
xplain pon tak taw....plain water pernah dengar???atau name saintifiknye sky juice...orang melayu panggil air kosong....dan ex tu pula bermakna bekas...bukan bekas tupperware....tapi bekas,bekas la...adeh....aku nak explain bekas ape pon aku tak taw...tak pe la...lu pikir la sendiri...malas aku nak explain...baik aku layan tido lagi best...
Aku tau la (BI ko pas)sbb mathematics pun ko pas.Meh sini warga2 GC dengarlak aku speaking.
Men:Do you no? Every man is romantics.Do you no? Every woman is not romantics because they want their boyfriend is hensem because they want their friend claps with her.
