Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
----------------------------------------------------------- A teacher once said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
--------------------------------------------------------- "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
----------------------------------------------------------- dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
----------------------------------------------------------- it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) -----------------------------------------------------------
teacher in a furious mood...
"write down ur name and father of ur name!!" ----------------------------------------------------------- "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ---------------------------------------------------------
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ----------------------------------------------------------- "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" ----------------------------------------------------------
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
---------------------------------------------------------- Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ----------------------------------------------------------- "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
waaa... good...good... elifen sister is always best talk english... thats why elifen sister learn at london... (waaa... bagus...bagus... adik elifen sentiasa bagus dalam bercakap inggeris.. sebab tu la adik elifen belajat kat london)
Brother rie want make sister elifen my wife... can ka or not ka? (Abang rie nak buat adik elifen sebagai isteri... boleh ka ka tak boleh?)
Today, brother rie push the taik from my stomach, look cirit looo (hari ni abang berak, nampak cam cirit looo)
Radinnaz always look like monkey... (radinnaz sentiasa nampak monyet)
Mat the matics is toilet guard (mat the matics keje jaga jamban)
Zul and baboon is brother-in-law (Zul dan baboon adalah abang di dalam undang-undang)
Terror can brother rie talk-talk orange pewter (terror kan abang rie cakap-cakap orang putih)
Errr.. Brother Rie... don't play wood three ha... you already have many wives. I girl sell expensive. i no want marry. i want learn ago. Brother Rie so cleaver say orange pewter la... Good....
Err.. Brother Rie... who sing song which Mat mention before? Mat also cleaver say orange pewter. cut rubber three is no wrong... rubber milk is price high.
malas nak terjemah... korang sendirilah terjemah... (lazy want translate. u self translate)
rabe milk is price high??? trr...trrr... so slumber rabe girl milk?? crazy what??? but if miss elipen want to give me rabe milk i take....repeat, I TAKE...
kedebish....kedebis...
Elipen : not rabe milk la brother Mat...rubber...that means getah...that use to bungkus nasi lemak...
Mat : ooo....that thing is yellow-yellow one?? that rounded-rounded??
people in gengcerita is always like this... i hate it... very stupid and annoying.... why can't all of you learn to speak english well ... if all of you can't speak it well then don't speak in english... (this is a warning to mr. rie)
true....true... i very very angry with elepan...eh...i mean very agree... see the topic la mamat... but, what ever you said, i'm proud to be Malaysian and I proud with our language.. no need to practice-practice to much in english.... if you want to learn, go ahead, if u don't want, let's join us... just for fun only...
