fening aku dibuetnyo..apeler punyer ikatan darah tu....hai!!!

apa punya lawakla yang ko buat nie. aku pening giler. sampai Xpaham apa yang nak ko sampaikan. apa pun aku rasa cite nie lawak nak mampus..

huk..huk..huk..sakit pala edenn....conpiuss.conpius..

bagus btol lah citer ko nie.......boleh membuatkan lipas dan lalat yg lalu di skrin komputer nie pengsan dan ia membuatkan kepupusan berlaku....

Sy baru jer baca beberapa baris dahh pening & kepala pula berpusing2 dgn ayat yg hendak diciterkan nie. sy dan sy syokkan lebih baik jumpa org yg berpengalaman ttg perkara nie.

quote: hmmmm............................@!*&^%+@##.........citer apa nie pening.....

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Originally posted by: manjo
"Kisah benar... .bacelahh sampai habisss... . Beberapa tahun lepas Ramli jumpa seorang janda bernama Ramlah yang mempunyai anak dara bernama Jamilah. Ramli berkahwin dengan Ramlah danJamilah adalah anak tiri Ramli. Selepas itu bapa kepada Ramli, Jamrud berkahwin dengan anak tiri Ramli, Jamilah. Ini membuatkan Jamilah, mak tiri kepada Ramli yang sebelum ini anak tirinya. Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud adalah anak tiri Ramli dan memjadikan Ramlah sebagai Mak Mertua kepada Bapak Mertuanya. selang beberapa bulan kemudian, Jamilah anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah melahirkan anak lelaki, Jarul. Jadi Jarul dalah adik kepada Ramli. Tetapi Jarul adalah anak kepada Jamilah, anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Menjadikan Jarul adalah cucu kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Sekaligus menjadikan Ramli datuk kepada Jarul, adiknya. Itu tak seberapa lagi. Selepas itu, Ramli dan Ramlah mendapat anak bernama Jayzee. Sekarang Jamilah, anak tiri Ramli dan juga Mak mertua Ramli menjadi kakak dan juga nenek kepada Jayzee. Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud menjadi abang ipar kepada anak Ramli yang mana kakak ipar Jayzee adalah isteri kepada ayah Ramli, Jadi sekarang, Ramli adalah abang ipar kepada emak mertuanya, isteri Ramli, Ramlah adalah makcik kepada anaknya sendiri, Jamilah... Anak Ramli, Jarul adalah sepupu kepada ayah Ramli, Jamrud dan Ramli adalah datuk kepada dirinya sendiri... muahahahahahahahhahaha... .isk isk isk... .. nennooo nennooo..neenooo..nenoooo.. phewiiittttt tebabooooooooooo.. aku pening... .... aku sindirik naik fening menterjemahkan semua nih..bengang sehhh... !!"

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apa la punya melalut cerita dia nie??meh sine aku tampar kau..ada ko melekat di dinding nanti..

tak de yang lawak pun...pening aderler..

den nak ucapkan tahniah kpd MANJO....coz berjaya memeningkan kepalo smuo org yang baco cito ko...termasukla den...tapi syok gak baco cito ko...torgolak den sampai nak pocah poghut...tapi yang den polik tu...napola ko buek cito yang ko sendiri pun poning...apola nak jadi ngan ko ni...lopeh ni pi cari lawak lain lak...suko den nak baco lawak ko...

FENING KU..FAHAMI CITEMUUUU (IKUT NADA M.DAUD KILAU)

bodohnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,tak baik bodohkan orggggggggggggggggggggggggg tau takkkkkkkkk

klu minum tinner pun ,pening pala x hilang punyelahhhh