Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the East Coast of Malaysia, and

then moved away to Kuala Lumpur to do his law degree. He decided to come back to Kota Baru, because he could be a

big man and really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new

law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big

impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Abdul

picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.

"No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in Kuala Lumpur that I won't

settle this case for less than one million ringgit. Yes. The Appeals Court has

agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument

and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the State

Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

This sort of conversation went on for almost five minutes. All the while the

man sat patiently as Abdul rattled instructions. Finally, Abdul puts down the

phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can

see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from Telekom, I've come to connect your

line".

ps: Hopefully u all enjoy this, maybe ni dlm english version kot... sape yg tak paham bahasa penjajah ni bukak kamus....