kepada encik2 modestos..kalu da ade yg post nih delete la ek...baru je tejumpe kt satu blog..
Email for Bill Gates Body: Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button start but there is no stop button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is Run in the menu. One of my friends clicked run he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to sit, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is Find button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this find button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt Microsoft word now he wants to learn Microsoft sentence, so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows MY Computer: when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says MY Pictures but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is MICROSOFT OFFICE what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home only..
9. You provided My Recent Documents. When you will provide My Past Documents?
10. You provide My Network Places. For God shake please do not provide My Secret Places. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS
khakhakhaaaa..... mesti bill gates tak dapat jawab dan rase ingin tampo je muko budak tu kan... kahkahkhaaaaa.....
bukan tampo saja malahan beliau juga ada menyatakan hasrat utk menikam bertubi-tubi pada bahagian rusuk kanan bersebelahan dengan ulu hati budak yg menghantar email tersebut...so sama2 la kita berdoa agar dak tersebut slamat...
haha..keji malaun gila emel tersebut..buat incik modestos..rasenye kalo de post2 baru yang tersama dengan post laaaaaaamaaa tu, baik bio je... sape yg dah baca tu, toksah la bukak post tu..bukan pe, kite pun bkn rajin nk bukan post2 lame.. jadik pe salahnye kalo post2 ni di renewkan.... dapat gk share dgn orang2 yang baru masuk...~
oh......so sorry.... i forget to put divide symbol there.... but if u read my second step, i put divide there............ u see 20.5/10???? where it came from??? from (41/2)/10........
oh......so sorry.... i forget to put divide symbol there.... but if u read my second step, i put divide there............ u see 20.5/10???? where it came from??? from (41/2)/10........
owh..yes it isn't..but wrong way work (jln keje) u got all wrong..
i think its not wrong.....but just a difficult way not the highway.... its also can what.... that happen coz i to old to this damn 'parking' 'sheet' question.... fine.... if im wrong, prove it.....show me your work.....
hehehehe.... takde la.... aku keje TM laaa.... lect ke bende..... tapi dulu math memang paberet aku pon..... tapi ADD Math, kantoi gak laaaa.....huhuhuhu.......
wahahahak..nk tegelak pon hader aku bcer komen 2 makhlus alus nieh.. siap2 spiking ag... da la aku nie buta it malah buta bi sekali pon.. yg asakai pon... ko tekan jer la kakulater tu.. aper gna nyer ko bli dgn hrge 40 hengget tuh..wahahahak...
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wahahahak..nk tegelak pon hader aku bcer komen 2 makhlus alus nieh.. siap2 spiking ag... da la aku nie buta it malah buta bi sekali pon.. yg asakai pon... ko tekan jer la kakulater tu.. aper gna nyer ko bli dgn hrge 40 hengget tuh..wahahahak...
bukan pe mrbingai kalkeleter aku jenama Kadio aku blik kt mydin Rm10..
dia punye penggunaan ada takat kuasa 2 je kuasa 9 tadak..hehe
bukan tanak beli FX570 atau FZ150 i tetapi pengalaman kehilangan tuk kali ke 4 tlah memberi pengajaran...dah ar tyme nk SPM lak tu ilang seb bek ade cikgu bg pinjam...lahabau tul makhluk yg mencurik kalkeleter tersebut..
trimas di atas 30 helai daun pelam yg diberikan..akan kutambah dgn beberapa helai bulu idungku utk digadaikan....
darpada citer bill gates dah masuk subject math plak ek?apa kata nanti aku nak cadangkan buat ruangan sembang uji minda..kalo nak bertekak pasal soklan2 math ke apa ke yg konar2 baring ber bling2 ni bleh la post kat sana kan?kan?kan?bijak tak aku? memang bijak..
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why on earth people always do something stupid for the sake of love????
