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Wah ha ha ha ha... It makes me laugh...


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Name
: Ah Meng
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang
City : Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

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~Tertawa di saat hati sedang menangis..
~Tabah di saat terhina..
~Mempesona kerana memaafkan..
~Mengasihi tanpa meminta balas..
~Bertambah kuat dalam doa dan pengharapan Ilahi
     
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kah3... post nie lawak guling-guling betol...
alkisahnya dia interbiu keje kan2...tol x lalola..

tak tahan tu masa tanya ic no... 6735...
tu nombor 4 angka ke...(mate suka la nombor2 nie..)
dah la 2 xyah tercongok2.. kat bangunan magnum... jalan pudu 2.
tunggu naik nombor...bawak2 la balik... besok2 pulak...tunggu..biggrin.gif

dan pas2...
dia tanya..
Signature: Can I use chop?
no... use this...words..
write down... 2 is better than 1... hahahah...
urp... macm lalola pulak signature...nyer... no.gif

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 ~Melukis kekuatan melalui masalahnya..
~Tersenyum di saat tertekan..
~Tertawa di saat hati sedang menangis..
~Tabah di saat terhina..
~Mempesona kerana memaafkan..
~Mengasihi tanpa meminta balas..
~Bertambah kuat dalam doa dan pengharapan Ilahi
     
¯\(°_o)/¯



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best2.....aku siap copy paste & anto email kat spital ni....smuer respon golak bosa2 nyer....

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hahaha!!!blh tahan la lwk...smpi berpulas usus bsr aku..

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keje ape la y ah meng ni mintak
klu dapat rasa kat syarikat bapak dia

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Kelakar ke. Tp knp aku x ketawa pn. Asben! meh cni garu2 ketiak aku. Nk test samada urat geli aku masih ad lg atau da puts.

Name: Asben
Age: already monopos
Sex: luv very much
Religion: I dono
Race: jin afrit
Nationality: PATI
IC Number: x de
Telephone number: Resia
Hand phone number: Resia jugak
Address: loji IWK
City : Memana pn boleh
Marriage status: Bujang terlajak
Hobi : Membuta

Alamak da jd mcm topic bioldata la plk.


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uik...uik.... patut la haku terasa nak makan nasik padang kg baru hari nie... upa-upanya ade kutukan tak senonoh dari aliza misbon.........!!

RESUME

Name: aliza misbon @ andartu terlampau..
Age: tua bangka... errr... 4 hari lagi nyanyuk la kut
Sex: everyday with enibody...
Religion: I oso do no
Race: mak lampir
Nationality: kg majidee... err... kadang bangladesh
IC Number: I can see...
Telephone number: 07- 7225 xxxx ( senang2 tu koling ler I )
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Jhr
City : Noliza
Country: tak ske la lagu country... lagu dangdut inul gerudi2 tu best la...
Marriage status: uhuk...uhuk... takde org nak la...

haku : oi encik kambing...! nak tanya nih..?
en kambing : tanya lerr...!
haku : apasal ko tak makan nasik..?
en kambing : nak wat caner, tuan aku pun makan rumput cam aku...
haku : huk aloo......... saper nama tuan ko tue?
en kambing : aliza misbon...
haku : OOO.... paham...paham....!

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tak laugh pun aku membacanya...

(kata rie yang menyangkakan perkataan laugh tu ialah kencin atas tilam)

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hahaha x fhm pun .. ketawa je arr hahahahahahahahahaha

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heyyy .. salam perkenalan untuk anda semua ...
dari saya .... smile always ..... :)



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adik tomoi tak paham?

abang rie lagi la tak pahang.... pahang darul makmur...

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hahahahak .. mengada arr abg riee niee

nk memanja ngan aweks lak ... malu tau ...(adushhhh kena belasah ngan misslalolala

sbb mengdik ngan abg riee)

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heyyy .. salam perkenalan untuk anda semua ...
dari saya .... smile always ..... :)



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ewa ewa ewa.. nk beromen..... eh eh... nk berguro senda jngan larrr kat cinie pulakkk.... pg masuk bilik laki ko c  rie tu... ni bilk mislalu madu ko aweks...

(sungguh pun pongong aweks tinggal sebelah... tp mistrie tetap setia
 dpan aweks..... depan jerk... blkang di kitainye seme ponggong2 gay-gay yang bermastautin kt cnie...)

-     .... mislalu alias mislalok pun tertongeng tonggeng n terendap rendap mengintai madunye yang amatlar gdiknya ....



 



-- Edited by baddar on Saturday 22nd of May 2010 01:09:19 AM

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eh2 baddar ... mult ko tu manis sgt ....cume save2 rahsia sikit

malu arr ak punggong ngah seblh je niee...almaklum sblh lg di di bawa

abg rie ke dlm toilet

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heyyy .. salam perkenalan untuk anda semua ...
dari saya .... smile always ..... :)



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kalo tido aweks senget ke kanan jerk.. maknenya ponggong yg difremkan pogong kanan .. kalo dia tido senget ke kiri jerk... sah .  dua-dua pgong x derr..

(macamane lar awekss.. ko nak mengepit? ha ha ha ha..) 

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ko sibuk pasl ak mengepit buat apa .... ko tu pk sendiri mcm mnee

nk buang punggong kurap ko tu .. abis nnt semua org lari

sebb bau busuk .. hah

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heyyy .. salam perkenalan untuk anda semua ...
dari saya .... smile always ..... :)

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