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mr q


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Setan angkat org tua g masjid? pernah dgr x cerita ni?

3 minggu lepas ak brkesempatan g kt surau area umah ak. Kbetulan ms tu ad ceramah. Ceramah tu xde la best mana pon tp ak trtarik ngan satu cerita tentang cmne sekor setan bole angkat sorang tua g masjid tetiap hari....!!!

Masa zmn nabi dulu ada sorang tua yg kuat ugama,hari2 nk semayang kt masjid w/pon dia da x larat nk brjalan sgt....

Asal setiap kali msuk wktu smyg aje, dia akan brjalan g masjid. Dan setiap kali tu jgk la dia akn jatuh msuk dalam longkang kt area2 umah dia. Asal nk g masjid aje mesti dia jalan n jatuh dalam longkang......bertahun-tahun.

Sekali tu, Allah gtau, kalau org tua ni jatuh aje lg skali dlm longkang bl nk g masjid, ak ampunkan seluruh Madinah!!! Si setan yg dgr aje hal tu terus tlg org tua ni......
Dan start masa haritu jgk la tiap2 kali org tua ni nk g masjid aje,setan akan pikul dia g masjid sbb xnk bg dia jatuh msuk longkang lg....

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wah.menarik ne...setan sggup phambakan dirik semata2 xnk manusia diampunkn.....

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Tp klu setan gondol mcm c badar tu, mmg sk mendengki sepanjang masa. Hati busuk, molot busuk, bau busuk. Cit! podah!!..

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honeybees


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kecian org tua tu tiap hari bertahun2 jatuh longkang....

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itu citer org tua jatuh longkang sbb nak gi mesjid...


pernah dgr citer org jatuh longkang sbb tak nak gi mesjid.... monteng manjang.....

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yeke...
cecite...cecite.....

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bukan setan gondol cik badar jer dengki mengki busuk musuk macam tu ... setan bulu kaki panjang yang pakai name tag  buat anting2 kat tinger beliau gelaran manja eliza mesbong .. hah tu dia ... lagi mungok punyer setan ... dah tau org tua kerap masuk longkang ... beliau ni ... bukan takat dukong orang tua tu ...dia hayun terajang orang tua tu bagik laju jalan supaya cepat sampai masjid .. kan haram busuk bacin macam ulat taik kan .. kan ...

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aah..dah penah dgr cita nie b4.. !! hmm dah nama pown setan smpai kiamat jelez ngan anak2 Adam A.S..
tp aku tgk umat akhir zaman nie pown dah mcm setan lahanat jer... k bye =)

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Opp..opp.. kuih bingka. harap tapis2 ckit santan tu. Jgn sbb nila sebelanga, rosak susu setitik. ko babai2 ni nk g mn. Dah.. dah.. meh cni duk diam2 dlm wad. da time mkn obat.

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ok nurse spital bahagia.. HAHAHA..
obat biji xnak taw.. nk ubat cair jer HAHAHA
bukan semua.. segelintir lah.. haha yg buang bayi lagi cam setan square !
bg kat aku xper.. yg aku heran tue.. comeyl2 kowt yg kena buang tue..
kulit putih ! perghh aku nk bela aku nk bela.. HAHAHA k bye =)

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ala bingka wei ... pembaziran jerk kalo ko bela yng butih2 comey2 ...
tu org punye ...
lebih apdal kalo ko buat ko punyer senirik ...
aku leh bantu ... wakakakakaka ...

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Kalau syaitoon jahanam macam si gabriel tu macam mana plak? hari2 angkut aku pegi cari ayam...

maksud aku ayam di pasar borong chow kit..

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ahhahaa...org tua yg pelik..ahhahaha...angkut2 ayam situ nk wat pe? ahha..bek g kepsi..

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KEsah ni aku penah dgr...setan takkan kasi chance penye...selagi ade..dia kan sesatkan umat manusia ni...huhuhu...ngantuk

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