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Azida Aziz


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Peristiwe ni terjadi kt dr ida sendiri huhuhu...ble pk2 blik malu oii...tp x tahu lah pd korang cite ni lawak ke x...he..

Ingt2 2 thun lepas kot...ida n family ida pg umah mak cik ida kt kemaman cz mak cik ade buat makn2 ckit...so ktrg 1 family tdo la kt sne semalamam..memg sangt seronok lah time 2...dpt jumpe sedare mare, sepupu sepapt kebtulan sume ade, musim cuti sekolh n cuti smester kn...

Then keesokkan hari sebelum berangkt pulang ke rumah ida ingt nk basuh kete dl...kete lak dh lame x basuh dgn hati yang riang n berbunge keluar la ida nk pg basuh kete kn...huhuh semagt nih...lalala...

ida pun pgla kt tmpt biase yg ida selalu basuh kete...sampai kt car wash
 2...bgtau abg kdai tue basuh luar dalam tau huhuhu...abg 2 pun jawab okeh! so ida tggu la kt tmpt menunggu smbil2 bace majalah...dlm setengah jam pas 2 kete siap...bayar trus blah...he

Lepas tue dalam otw nk blik tue tetibe lampu signal kecemasan menyala n bunyi "tot tet tot tet " ida pelik pintu sume rapat cz kalau x rapat memg lampu 2 akan menyala...ida pun tekan blik button signal 2..then trus snyp..selang 2 second signal 2 menyala balik..aik??? pelik nye...rase pelik la nih..tekan blik button 2 n selang 2 secong menyala blik...hati dah x keruan nih dalm otak ape plak yg rosak kete aku nih...

Tanpe buang mase alang-alang x sampai umah makcik ag..ida decide g workshop trus nk g repair ape yg rosak...dalam hati hai bpe hegget plak nk kne kuar nih...sampai w.shop ade 2 org brother ngh bz ngn keje diorg..so bt muke kerisauan ckp kt brother yg sorang 2 signal kecemasn tetibe menyala  n explain pjg2 kt brother 2...brother 2 pun suh buke bonet enjin depan...pas2 die termenung n bercekak pinggang n die ckp mungkin wiring yang rosak nih dik...ida plak mengiye kan jela...x th ape2 pasal kete..pas2 brother 2 panggil kawan die yg sorg ag 2...datg la kawan kapade broter 2 yg jgk same profession as mechanic..pas2 di terangkan mende yg same gk kt brother yg sorg 2...

Die sentuh cni, sentuh c2...nampak muke die pelik..pas2 die pusing n tawaf kete ida adela dlm 2 kali...then ntah cm ne brother 2 benti kt belakng kete...pas2 die angkat bonet kete belakang...n die tutup....
waaaaaaaaaaa....bonet kete ke yg x rapat????? hihiihi malu x terkate..
ida sengih2 tgk brother 2...sengih2 malu...brother 2 bleh bt muke bengang kn hahhahahah....ape lagi ckp time kasih trus blah....atoiyai...huhhuh blik umah cite kt sume org habs sume gelak...padan muke aku..huhuhu..pk2 blik mungkin mase basuh kete 2 pekerje yg vacum dlm kete 2 yang terbuke bonet belakng kot...sekian....





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gerard_hensem


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erm...nk gelak xrase nk gelak..sbb kalo ak la kan..mmg nyampah gle...kalo gelabah xtentu pasal....keh3.. jgn mare ye...

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ya Allah... tu la ko tak bca bismillah...kan dh kna...erk malunyer... kira mcm pkai suar lupa pkai spentot.erk..ahaks...

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nk malu pe nye kalo kai suar xpkai spentot...aku ilek je...kih3..(hujan nye pasal...)heheheebiggrin

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hhahahahahah malu siot!!!!!! mau sembunyi muka dlm bonet pas2 tutup..hahahah

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stuju juliza...kna duk lam bonet tu br tau pintu dia rapat ke tak.kakakaakak....malu2

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ddk je? xpyh ttp? ape la melalut ne...byk mkn julap ne...ish2....

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tu arrr.mkn julap byk sgt smpai xleh tido...kakaakak...

eh bonet tu yg bulat2 org pulas kri knan kan?

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Kesuma Apache wrote:

tu arrr.mkn julap byk sgt smpai xleh tido...kakaakak...

eh bonet tu yg bulat2 org pulas kri knan kan?



 terceret2..kih3...xsenonoh larr.....

hoh..mende yg bulat2 yg pulas kiri kanan tu...nate gapo ....



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Tu la sape tau sila la jawab.kakakaka dh masuk segmen teka-teki laks ni..huhuhu

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maple ngah uli2 tepong eh? ahahhahaa....

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wakakak..kakaka...saloh...aku tebayang jerat pakai kain pelikat nguli tepun...siap pijak2 lg...tak rela i u...aww

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wowowwwww....ahahhaha..teknikk baru dpktikkn..ahahhaha...mai2...sape nk rase..ahahhahhahaa....
siap leh terbang2 roti2 tu hgggp kat muke..nk spesel delivery cik kecume? tempek kat muke haa....

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apa kene mengena roti n kereta?....erm..makan roti dlm kete la kot.....

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Azida Aziz


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heheheh...the moral of d story...jgn cept gelabah...b cool je huhuhuh

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kakakakakkaak...malu r weii..!!!gelabah xtentu pasl...huahahhaha
tpkn ni r maslh pmpn..bile cme tau bwk kete jek..klo ap2 jd time sowg2 kn ssh..
ish3x..(ak pon pmpn jgk!!sme jek 2x5)
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cik lieez = dat's right huhuhuhuh....

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2 x 5 ? apa x letak jerk 25 x 100 le ... 50 x 22 ke .. best sikit ... jawab pon banyak ...

x pon 3 suku x 50.75 ker .. hah.. susah sikit otak nak pikir ...

balik2 2 x 5 ... dari kecit sampai besar ... sampai muda sampai tua ...

jemu dah .... ngehehehehehehehe ...

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huhu ko naper baddar ada malu2 biawak gak kew huhu..
dasyat arr ko nie .. semua room ko ada dh jd ketua kew?
huhuhu mathematik mne ekkk

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ketua suku sakat menyakat..ahahahha....ne kalo voting, maunye kalah org xnk undi lgsg..ahahaha

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keh..keh..keh...kang dh termalu sendiri...
tp apsal ko x cover blk dr ko yg dh termalu tu..
ko wat jek muka selamba pastu ckp kat bro tu...

..."hai abg...adik nk berkenalan boleh...."

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satu lagi kan...rmai kengkwan aku ckp if nk bli kete seken...plis elak if kete tu lady owner. memg agak rabak la sebab kebanyakannya tau pakai jer...hehehe..

bila aku membayang pon mcm ngeri gak... barai do kete tu..ntah kenal mne 1 bonet ke tak..kakakaka.tp ak tau ade gak lady2 ni yg tau nk jg kete..sket jer kut...

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apache..sala tu..better cr kete seken owner pmpn..wlaupon die xreti na knl mn 1 enjin..mane 1 tayo..die still jge bek..sbb die tau..die xreti bab sume tu...
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-- Edited by Cik Lieez on Tuesday 22nd of February 2011 12:26:44 AM

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tak stuju...tak stuju...ha ni lg 1...

kalu bawak kete, mak datuk,...rse nk trun pastu gi sekeh idung dia 48 x...

Guna rondebot pun xreti...terhegeh2...pastu nyusahkn org...psl ko org lain rugi msa kt tgh jln...

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aweks_tomey wrote:

huhu ko naper baddar ada malu2 biawak gak kew huhu..
dasyat arr ko nie .. semua room ko ada dh jd ketua kew?
huhuhu mathematik mne ekkk



x ade lar.. mane plak malu2 biawak ... biawak x tau malu ...

menatang yang tau malu ... cumer kucing jew ...

x caya? cek balik ngan cikgu ...

 



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kucing yg bernama BADARIAH

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bagi ler nama glamer sikit ...

jenny ke ... amy ke ... fasha ke ... apashe ke ...

best sikit nyebut ... ni BADARIAH .... dah lar x gelamer...

nama pon macam nama zaman tok kaduk ...

ih .. selisih 44 bas sekolah jer ....



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oit bado...ko memg darik jaman tok kadok..dh sesuwai sgt ler ngan ko...

ade ati nk guna nma fasha..hak tui...

Tetibe jer ko pasan ek...

Nah mik ni (sambil lempor cermin jamban kat bado)

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sampai kucing dah cite nie...
errr...tompang lalu je ye...kat hospital bahagia nie......
lalalala...sambil mkn eskrem disaksikan oleh warga hospital bahagia...

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adik ni pesakit baru ker? tanya en bado selaku senior spital kepada epel..



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