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walique


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Di sebuah bengkel membaiki motosikal milik Ah Seng.

Pak Cik : Ah Seng, hang tolong tengok motor aku. Aku baru beli bulan lepas, dah mula rosak.
Ah Seng : Aiyaa...Ini balu punya motosikal, sudah kasi losak ka.
Pak Cik : Ya la, Ah Seng. Talak guna punya tawkeh kedai jual motor. Dia bikin tipu la Ah Seng.
Ah Seng : Kenapa lu kata itu macam?
Pak Cik : Ini motor ada EMPAT gear, baru satu bulan aku guna GEAR SATU dan rosak.
Ah Seng : Kenapa lu guna satu gear sahaja.
Pak Cik : Hang pun nak tipu aku jugak ke... Kalau guna semua gear nanti semua gear akan rosak. Jadi aku guna satu je gear sebulan ...
Ah Seng : Guna satu gear saja satu bulan ka ...
Pak Cik : Ya la ... pergi baiki gear satu dulu. Gear dua aku nak guna tahun depan..



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sian gear jadi masalah dari pengguna yang macam nie....cuma tau naik motor jer.....


nasib isi minyak tau kalo tak ....motor tak rosak pun dia kata rosak



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takyahle naik motor mcm tu naik kete jelah senang sikit



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iskk..iskk...camne la kalo kete hhuhuhuh

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Kalau kete bawak gear satu jadi mcm naik kete lembulah pulak hehehhee

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huhuuhuh....lembu ade gear ker terataii?

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Lembu gile ada gear kan......... 

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ye ker...pandai jer teratai nih

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tgk sape ajar lahhhhhhh.......

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laaa....ko ke ajo teratai ilmu sesat ni waliq oiiii....

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teratai tu pena bawa keta lembu ker?

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Bawak dlm mimpi pernahle

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patut lerrr

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pelakon ah seng:waliqi


pelakon pakcik:maliki


pelakon lembu:lembu


pelakon kereta lembu:kereta lembu


pelakon bunga teratai:teratai kusayang selamanya...opss..imaku sayang




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leesi..aku dah nengok gambo ima laa.....manis orgnyee beb huhuhu

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Nasib baik korang tak tgk teratai hehheheh tidak korang mesti tangkap lembu sbb gile bayang dgn teratai hehehhee

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yo ke.........

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apa lagi..sambaq la buat bini..kalau aku lama dah aku teckle...maliki...hang bagilah ayat manis2 kat dia...pasti hang dapat.....kitakan jantan...........hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

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jantar rebutan yang terhagat di pasaran.. ke

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kalo berani....
teratai letaklah gambar!!
kalo benar apa yang dikata...



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teratai....teratai// teratai.. cepat ar taruk........ eeeeeee

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 korang tutup mata dulu hehehhehe


 


 


 


alah tak jadilah hantaq nanti kalau teratai letak gambar korang tak boleh nak taip asyik tenung je gambar tu hehehheheh



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huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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pimp wrote:

kalo berani....teratai letaklah gambar!!kalo benar apa yang dikata...
betul tu, kalo betul letak gambo.............cepat ler......x sabo nak ngorat nih!!

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Tu yg takut tu takut kena ngurat...hehehhehe


 


 


 


nah gambar teratai



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mak aihh,, idung xde la....rambut pun xde...muka betul2 bulat lak tuuu huhuhu

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aper lagi,nk ngorat teratai la...!!
die da bagi gambaq da..
huhuhuh.. bulat jer teratai ni ekk...
comelnyer...
Liki pun nk ker?



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a..a..la..


cute r teratai..mcm donut..



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muka memang bilru ke..

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Muka biru tu sebab pemalu hehehhehe

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