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janji omputih


Seorang pemandu yang mempunyai boss orang putih dari Amerika sedang memandu sambil besembang dengan bossnya :

Easy, easy come to my house.. If you come.. I cut my **** for you
( Senang-senang datanglah ke rumah saya, kalau awak datang saya sembeleh
ayam jantan utk awak)
Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia menyodok
kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no
flower again.
(Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayar tak ada
bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta
dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Pemandu tuu terus cakap:
Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the
children fruit from manager moneys, he is stupid don't play! Let he taste.
(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak
buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)
Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa bila dia masuk kerja, si boss
orang putihnya bertanya:
Boss : Why didn't you come to work yesterday?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like
enter the wind.
(maaf boss, badan saya tak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)


Sesungguhnya, tiadalah ertinya hidup kalau
pergaulan kita itu tidak membuahkan rindu di hati manusia.
-- Edited by tok_kelembai at 13:11, 2005-10-06

-- Edited by tok_kelembai at 13:17, 2005-10-06

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klakar r tok..maner tok dapat cter nih??

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sedara bagi.....

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sdare tok sihat lagey?

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hahahaha....
serabut gile omputih die...!!



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SIHAT LAGI LER...MASIH KUAT DALAM SEGALA HAL....BI DIA BUKAN SERABUT...TAPI KLANG KUBUT

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xpe... janji omputih
kan tok!!
tok pun cenggini ker?



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pehhh..pimp, tok kelembai ni moden skit omputih dia!!skali speaking kelaur effect kat mulut yee!!

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Tah tah sedara tok yg jadi pemandu tu kot.

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org tua mmg lah...
kalo cakap xde effect, x meriah la...

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Macam pernah dengar cite nih dulu, tapi kat mana yerk.....

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Dekat mana ko dengar? alaaa ccerita ni diceduk dari rancangan THE APPREANTICE

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tok tak suruh si sape tue dengar ler ...tok suruh bacer jer hehehhe...kengkawan plak baca ker dengaor nie...

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ntah pa per la diorang ni kan tok??


maner leh dgr..bace ler r..


merapu ikan kerapu tul la



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tak tau nak komen dah...
merapu ikan kerapu....
nanti lapo plak ...............
goreng pun sodap...

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gorenggg pun sodappp....pose ker x ni tok?

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cite tok nie bukan tahap serabut dah..

tahap nak kepala tengorak serabut kepala..

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 tinggal tengkorak jer..



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abis isi dah kena wat sup...............maklum bulan puase...daging tak cukup nak wat sup.............tapikan kalo cakap pasal tengkorak kan baik tanya mister rie

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 rey mmg pakar bab tengkorak..



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rie tue tengkorak idup ker zanna

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saya jawap tok.. bujan saje hidup malah.... !@#$%^&* eeeeeee takut lah nak cakap.. serammmmmmmmmm

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tapi kalo dua kali tgk tak takut tok pasal banyak kat tepi lebuh raya ler......cuma tak tulis mister rie.................

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huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu..tok12...

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kalo 12 ek walique kena bukak pusara di lebuhraya.............


tok tulis lirik dia sikit.........................


dalam perjalanan ini menuju distinasi,


berbagai lebuh raya dilalui,


perjalanan ku terhenti,


dilebuhraya ini,


terpandang mister rie di sisi................


 


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...kan tok dah mengarut...nasib baik tak mencarut...


ader volentier nak sambung tak.............



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Alih2 nama aku gak yang kuar... ni yang rasa nak sambung ni...

tapi lagu ekamatra ni aku dah lupa la....
aku nyanyi lagu lain la...

Ahh haa tak tau
Apa kau telah buat padaku
kini ku bermimpi
kene mandi wajib lagi





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umi


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ok tok umie sambung plak....

kata kata mu hanya mimpi.........
disiang hari...iiiiii........
kemarau panjang.........
berpanas jua..........
berteduh tidak.......



valunteer ...sambung cepat lg ni...


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ok tok sambung.........


air liur melelek ...


tal dapat ketagih...


pak itam meleteh....


tok pun letih.....


amboi mak minah sayang...mak minah kaki tembarang....


aper lagi ek....



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umi


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kt tunggu lepas ni.....tok letih relak dulu...kang sambung lagu lain lak k....

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umi wrote:


kt tunggu lepas ni.....tok letih relak dulu...kang sambung lagu lain lak k....


betul tu umi....time puasa nih, letih, mana bleh minum makan suka hati.....


kang batal posa...



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