A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than
finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
dem ! aku suka cita nie.. bnyak moral values haha.. see... x semestinya org kaya nk perempuan cantik.. lelaki selalunya carik perempuan yg boleh jaga makan minum jaga rumah tangga jaga anak.. pendek kata PA somi laa... haha tapi kan kalau semua ciri2 di atas ada pada perempuan cantik.. its an awesome bOnus ! tehee :).. arrr aku x cantik.. aku hensem kah kah kah !
LAILATUL & BADDAR... I LOVE U GUYS.. kah3x.. :)
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Will you still love me when I'm no longer young & beautiful? :)
xmalu ke hidung tak mancung pipi pula tersorong2 nk mintak laki kayo.... lagi la dorang tak mo.... kn baek doa je kt tuhan mintak laki yang murah rzeki nye.....
aku x sure sgt sama de post ni real or just for fun.. but most probably it's real..the best part aku suka ialah
"I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool"
drpd dok tunggu laki kaya..baik usaha sendiri utk jadi kaya..
mrbingka ko tlg ah translate post ni, anggaplah ia sebagai salah 1 assigment ko..hi3!!
diantara org pertama bace posting adik lailai ni ....... aku ler ... but ... mandangkan aku ni .. broken english pon ... lembam tahap gaban... sekolah x tinggi .. tangga pon x ada .,,, satu aras je .... so aku nak bagi sedikit pendapatan aku yg ciput ni (jauh dari RM500k) dan pemahaman aku yg sikit2 je ...
err... aku suka part mr john tu cakap macam ni..... The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. maksudnya ... betul pon ... cantik akan pudar dari tahun ke tahun .... tu aku suke part yg ni ..
kalo si mis prty plak ..... aku suka words ...How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) ..... hehehehehe dia perasan abis ... n gatal ...
akceli ... target pmpuan cantik ni ... lain ... x sangka plak ... sebenornya sebahagian laki kaya .. anggap diarang ni .. puppet ..boleh dibeli ... untuk jd isteri .... no way ... preety n beuty can be sell dan can be buy ...
huh .... words antik ni tertinggal beskal plak .... mrbingka ..lailatul ,.... i luv all of u 2 .... mmuahhh ..... mmmuahhhh ... muuuuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... kik kik kik kik ...
cantik tu kan senjata pompuan harta pulak senjata lelaki bila aku membaca citer yg aku tak berapa nak paham ni, konklusi aku ialah.. sama2 le kita pompuan dan lelaki ni mahasabah diri secantik2 kita kaum wanita ni, akhirnya jatuh ke pangkal pokok kelapa jugak sekaya2 lelaki berharta tu akhirnya jatuh ke perigi buta jugak. so...apalah yang nak dibanggakan sangat..
i luv u ol 2..
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nak cari idea memang susah, nak mengedit senang je..nak komen apa yang orang lain dah buat, laaaagi senang..apa lagi nak mengutuk..hurmm pejam mata jeeeee
