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1. Hold your breath for 1 day.

2. Die



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Fizie


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erkk...!

ni apa sebenarnya tujuan ko post topik mcm gini?...

buat apa ko susah2 nk tahan nafas satu hari sampai mati..

lagi senang ko gi je tempat kumbahan najis gab tunyut tu..

ko terjun terus tanpa berfikir...

tak sempat ko nk bernafas...

sebelum kaki cecah ke air kumbahan najis gab tunyut tu..

terhenti nafas ko dan nescaya ajal menimpa...

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ainie_awanan


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apa la motif no life ni...nasib baik bulan pose... sabar ainie oiii....

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mcm org da putus harapan nk idop je....nama pun "NoLife"..aii...tak baek tau...bulan pose..dugaan...

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berkesan utk ** people je..x nak hidup sgt, meh jd kuli batak aku..aku bg tmpt tinggal n makan..x yah penat2 nk hold ur breath..dijamin selesa n bahagia..ha3!!

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noLife jangan keje dengan lailatul... meh keje dengan cik ainie... cik ainie beli bagi upah 2 dirham setahun..jadi kuli batak cik ainie yer.....

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Ijoi


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nolife, lu jangan dengor cakap si lailatul ngan ainie tuh, nanti ko jadi mangsa pemerdagangan manusia, naya woo,

kalo ko ade masalah, ko bace post broblues untok dapatkan motivasi,

gua nasihat jer, lu nak dengar tak, sukati bapak lu lah.

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lailatul


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ha3!! ada gak y nak berebut bakal kuli batak aku.. bgsnye nasihat si ijoi..terkejuz aku bc..tahap pemikiran pra matang 2..ha3!! aku rasa bdk ni boring 2 y p post benda2 merapu meraban..apa2 pun this is not a proper way to die..nak famous wt y gempsk2 sikit..

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ape ke jenis mende la die post nanti.. ~ak hrp die dpt xplain dgn lebey detail..al mklum la..bdk2 gc nie..semua xpandai nak imgnsi terlalu tinggi..

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takper2.... bln puasa ni... bwk2 ler brsbr....
budak2 baru bljr....
memang cenggitu ler tingkah laku dia org....
bg sokongan hayat kat diorang....
contohnyer mcm pernafasan mulut ke mulut....
aper aku meroyan nie...??

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hai ijoiii... aku ni kan taukey ayam siam... bab2 pemerdagangan manusia tu keje rutin aku.... sape nak ayam... sape nak ayam....

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nolife tu dah kembali ke rahmatulillah...

smlm dia sms aku kata "esok pagi tepat pkl 5:00am aku dah tak ada"..

so mari2 la kita ramai2 mendoakan dia..

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Innalillah.........ni kire post awal n terakhir la nih

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lailatul


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korg tangan,sesedap rasa je menaip..ntah2!! idup lg bdk 2.

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ape..!! die dah xde?? isk2..tragedis btoll..raya nie kte khlgn lagi seorg warga gc..sob3..

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no name, no hope, no life,
life is terrible, makes me wonder if death is better.
while I live, nobody cares about me, if I die, will anyone even notice?
maybe if I die, world will be a better place?
will anyone cry at my funeral?


kalo si nolife tuh ada masalah depression tahap extreme, mesti dia slalu pikir cam ni,
rileks la bro, even if life is terrible, death is no fun.

kalo lu rasa depressed giler, lu post jer ape2 kat sini, mungkin reply dari geng2 buleh buat lu ketawa,

then you'll realize that you're not alone in this world,
we all're friends in here, mungkin ada kutok mengutok, tapi tu suma gurauan2 untok bikin lu ketawa jer.




kalau lu masih idop la.
just an advice from a friend.

(peh, bahasa omputih tuh, keh,keh.)

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ke2path


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piji tu mcm tau2 plak budak tu dh meninggal....
ntah yer ntah tak no life tu sms dier...
prkara mati ni, jgn wat memain piji... doa tu...

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yang lu gi caya apa yang pizie tuh cakap buet apo?
bukannye leh pakai sangat cakap si pizie tuh.

wei ketupat, tido la wei, dah dekat 1 pagi dah nih,

besok nak bangon sahor!

ke lu tak puasaaa?



-- Edited by Ijoi on Friday 12th of August 2011 09:51:14 AM

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ke2path


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aku puasa la ijoi...
jap lg la tdo... esok kn tak keja...
aku nk mengaji la jap lg...

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lailatul


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tetiba aku rasa si ijoi dah bertukar menjadi seorang y matang..salut spring ah..ha3!!

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ke2path


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dia matang time bln puasa jer.. itupun 20 hari terakher...
lpas raya nanti, balik ke perangai asal la...
tmbh2 bila time mkn ketupat ngn rendang pg raya...
semua tu tipudaya beliau semata mata jer lailatul...


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Ijoi


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camna kau tau ni??

ish, kantoi gua,

lu ni psikik ke ape ke2path?

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lailatul


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aku dah agak..ahli2 gay ni mana de y insaf lama2...ku seru wahai ahli2 gay!!bertaubatlah kamu..sebelum kamu di taubatkan...

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aku mana ada gay!..

sbb aku tgh nk tackle ko ler laila..

kalau aku gay takkan aku nk tackle ko..

cittt! baru nk manja2 dgn ko dah ko tuduh aku gay!...

hilang selera aku bila tgk muka rie dgn gab tunyut!..

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sbnrnyer... aku bkn psikik ijoi...
aku teka jer.... tak sangka plak.. brtepatan tekaan aku tu... haha...
sory la ijoi aku kutuk ko... maafkn aku yer... hehe...

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ketupat, baik giler bahasa di bulan ramadhan ni kan...ha3!!

fizie, amatlah susah nak percy ko bukan gay..ko dah lama join the club..siap ada pangkat dlm club 2..jd jgn nak berselindung dgn alasan nye..

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bln ramadhan lailatul... cuba bkn bln ramadhan....

lailatul... dh ler usik piji tu... kang nangis plak beliau...
jd hal plak ko nk pujuk beliau.. beliau tu nampak jer brutal... tp hati cam budak2...

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tol3!! ha3!! kat GC ni susah sgt nak baca komen2 y baik2..bagus ketupat keep it up..
hal si fizie 2 x yah kisah..tahap kesengalan dia y tinggi membuat beliau kebal dr komen2 kita suma..ha3!!

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komen aku baik ke...?? maner ada...
kadang2 celupar gak lailatul....
dh toksah ckp bnyk....
jom tmankn aku gi bazaar ramadhan....


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fuyoo kalo ada magic aku terbang p sarawak temankan ko..
tp magic x de, air asia ticket pun x de..so y terbang hanya angan2 je..ha3!!

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