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Malam tu lepas makan malam, Ajoi lepak-lepak di depan TV sambil berbual dengan isterinya.

Ajoi: Kalau abang meninggal, ayang menikah lagi tak?

Isteri: Tentu saja tidak! Ayang akan duduk dengan adik perempuan Ayang. Abang pulak camner kalau saya meninggal, abang nikah lagi tak?

Ajoi: Tentu sekali tidak , sama juga macam ayang abang juga akan tinggal bersama dengan adik perempuan Ayang



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Malam tu lepas makan malam, Ajoi lepak-lepak di depan TV sambil berbual dengan isterinya.

Ajoi: Kalau abang meninggal, ayang menikah lagi tak?

Isteri: Tentu saja tidak! Ayang akan duduk dengan adik perempuan Ayang. Abang pulak camner kalau saya meninggal, abang nikah lagi tak?

Ajoi: uishh!!! mestiii!!!...

Ijoi: kalau yang mati, abang nikah ngan suha, tak pon ngan awekshappy, tengok laa mana lagi cun.

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baik ko xyah nk pilih ak.....ak ni tomboy......:P

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tipu, tomboy mana suka nengok citer korea.

citer korea ni kan jiwang2 tahap telor masin, tomboy suka yang rock2 jer..

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haha...ape plak x semua lah citer korea jiwang weh.....
lagik satu..tomboy x semestinye suke tgk citer rock wei.....
tomboy pn kadang2 jiwang gak

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aku stuju ngan dream high........

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tak semua, kebanyakkan nyer lah,

citer korea mana yang tak jiwang,cube citer ckit kat gua.

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ade aper citer korea yg x jiwang2


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byklah..nanti bile free ku bg list....

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ok....cpt tau...

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mana listnyer...

biar aku yang bagi,

tengok jer citer2 jackie chan,

takde jiwang2, complete action, baru best.

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wei ijoi..cite jackie chan pun ade terselit jiwang2 gak la.....haha...ku tau la
ku pn minat cite jackie chan......
ko cube tgk drama korea IRIS,ATHENA......City Hunter..ko pernah tgk ke...
best citer nye...action movie gak! cube try tgk

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yes....city hunter best gak....smart tol la lee minho tu.....biggrin



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city hunter yang jackie chan tu aku ada cd nyer,

giler klakar citer tu walaupon banyak part lawan yang best2

kalo korea punye aku tak tau plak,

ada ker?

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si minho tu umurnye same ngan aku,

tapi kalo nak bandingkan...

burok lah minho tu nak bandeng ngan aku,

yelah, aku tau ngaji, die tau ker??? hmph!

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oit....ko cemburu ke ak kate minho ncem........haha
klau mcm tu biar ak pujuk......

(cara kasar)
"woi ijoi......mmgle ko tau ngaji tapi die tidak.....dia bkn islam laar....ko islam...hampeh"

(cara lembut)
"eyh ijoi......memanglaa awk tau ngaji tapi die x....die kn bkn islam....x yah cemburu ek...."

so mne satu yg ko pilih antara dua ni?

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awek kalu bercakap, kene lemah lembut, baru org laki suke,

eleh, encem pon, akan hilang bile dah tua nanti,

tapi kalu reti ngaji walaupun ckit2, tapi bile dah tua nanti, inshaAllah mungkin dah tahfiz plak,

ha, ko pilih yang mana???

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mesti la yg reti ngaji.....biar boleyh bimbing ak pulak nnti.....

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kalo cam tu ko pilih la ketupat,

pasal die tu lagi handal bab ilmu agama dari minho,

hehe.

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apesal lak tibe2 ade ketupat lak ni
n satu lagi.....khabar angin mne yg ko dpt ni
mengarutlaa

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dari laila tuh.

dari mana lagi?

takkan dari harian metro kot?

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huh....jgn cayer die tuh

die wat gosip pandailerr



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suha,
ko tkayah la nak deny sangat,
aku tak kesah pon ko kaple ngan ketupat tu.

tapi kalu ketupat tu nak ngada2, ko cakap ngan aku,

biar aku smackdown to the ground kepala dia.

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tupat tu dh ngada2.....smackdown jer die trus

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ye ke??
tunggu ko ketupat,

ko kluar hutan nanti, aku buat powerbomb kat ko,

ko ngada2 yer?...

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ish...kate nk smackdown.....ni nk powerbomb lak dh
berbelit tol la otak ko ni ijoi

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ko tu yang tak tau, ish...

smackdown tu maknanye finishing move lam wrestling lah,

ada banyak jenis, ada spear,powerbomb, f.u., pedigree, sweet chain music,

chokeslam, go to sleep, waste land, kill switch, batista bomb, swanton bomb,

frog splash, tombstone piledriver...banyak lagi.

ha, pilih jer,nak yang maneee?..





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ak nk ko wat kt ketupat........go to sleep FOREVER

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malaslah...

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eleh...ckp bsr pandailer ko ni

huh...(mengeluh)

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