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Tajuk berita..


Cerita asal : Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.

meh tengok apa liputan berita...

Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."

Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan."

Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?"

Harakah - "Kami tiada beca."

Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah."

Obefiend - "Nenek meleis mati. Aku suka vodka."

Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"

Blog Melayu paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca."

Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!"

Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster."

Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi.

adoiyaiii malaysiaku.

 

**dah lama tak post..



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aku penah bace dkt blogSERIUS... :)

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gc:seorg nenek tua gay akibat makan ubi dgn gay2 gc..
aku x pernah baca..so klakar..ye3!! esok raya!!

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fesbuk: alamak sudaaa.....sorang nenek tua dilanggar beca nirrojim berwarne biru.....huks.....kesiannyer....

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dah ajal nenek tuh, kalo tak dilanggar beca, mngkin beliau akan mati d langgr semot ke, jatoh tangga ker,

cakap pasal ajal, musim raya ni ramai sunggoh rider/driver yang kembali ke pangkuan Tuhan, ish2.

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