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GuRL FroM HeLL


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. 1. Cuci motor boleh dilakukan depan kawan-kawan tanpa merasa malu dan bersalah.

2. Masa sedang asyik menggosok dada motor tak perlu tengok-tengok kiri kanan.

3. Motor tak merengek-rengek masa ia mula basah dan licin oleh sabun.

4. Boleh tangguh beberapa minit , pergi sambut telefon, makan nasi, pergi tandas, hisap rokok tanpa sesiapa yang tak puas hati.

5. Tak perlu pujuk-pujuk dan berjanji untuk bertanggung jawab sekiranya hendak mula mencuci motor.

6. Lepas cuci boleh naik dan henjut-henjut serta tunggang-tunggang dalam sebarang posisi tanpa emak atau JPJ tegur sekiranya belum dihidupkan enjin.

7. Tak perlu bersusah payah mencari tempat tersembunyi , depan rumah atau di stesyen minyak pun boleh.

8. Nak pancut air sepuas-puasnya dalam atau luar enjin tiada yang larang.

9. Nak buat setiap hari lagi digalakkan, malah dipuji oleh kawan-kawan. Majikan tidak akan memecat anda.

 10. Jika kebetulan tok kadi dan ketua kampung melintas , anda boleh menegur dengan senang hati dan mempelawa mereka mencuci motor !

so jagan risau la korang k ~



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petang karang aku nk berkhalwat dengn keter aku....... korang jangan jeles k......

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amat bernas skali pikiran gadisneraka nih,

aq stuju.

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cis ape laaa...kalau camtu aku pown nak lap myvi hitam aku yg sempoi cam aku tuu..hahaha

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klau cuci kereta di umpama kan mcm berkhalwat.., dgn sifat tomakninah yg ada pd aku, aku x nak cuci kereta aku nak gi surau jer... la... TERBAEKKK!

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cess... gadis dr neraka ni...
ni mesti ko copy paste dr mjlh Ujang kn...???
carik keja lain la weii... ngopi pes jer keje ko...
aku kopi pes jgk muka ko karang...

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ke2path wrote:

cess... gadis dr neraka ni...
ni mesti ko copy paste dr mjlh Ujang kn...???
carik keja lain la weii... ngopi pes jer keje ko...
aku kopi pes jgk muka ko karang...

 wahai tupat nasik !

ak xmen la kopipes kt mjalah bujang tu....

ak amek dalam perahan santan mak ak mase nk masak gulai aritu



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korang maseh bace mjalah ujang ker?
tak boring ke, lawak same diulang semilanplohsemilanjutakali...



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wey bengong..ak xke bace majalah..kapcai je ak bace...
pas2 ske aty ak la nk post nape2 pom..
yg ka sakit aty pehal? siot sial tol mamat nie pehal tah cam good2 nk sound ak..!

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hoho..bgs2 sungguh idea gurl.....bleh la try nanti.....

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gud2 dream~
amalkan slalu ye....

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sabar2 ketupat di pagi raya dengan gadis dari neraka...
walaupown korang takde persamaan..
but jgn la gaduh2 yer...tak baik...kite kan org islam... hehehe

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nie yg ak taley nim..
de gak peti cjuk tlg cjukan ak....

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yay, ade gang kapcai reader kat sini,

ko bace kapcai dari no brape ha??

aq pon minat kapcai gak, tapi cume ade dari no 99 jer,

dah la kapcai takde borang langganan, nak beli isu lepas2 dah tokleh,huhu..

amat pemalas skali ghani arafatz itu kan...

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kete aku ada lubang eksos...

rasa sesuai ke tak?

tak apa biarkan apa org kata..

yg penting jais tak tak kaco..

ngehehee...

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oke gak tu pizi...
kopem xde org kaco..jgn kate jais..org2 kmpung pom xpndang kao

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