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aelly_teratai


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1)BILE ORG NMPAK KO BARING TUTUP MATE ;

S: ko tdo ke?

J: takla, aku tgh training mcm mne nk mati nnti.

2)KO BWK TV YG ROSAK JUMPE TECHNICIAN UTK DIREPAIR ;

S: ye? nk repair tv ke?

J: takla, aku bosan! saje laaa aku bwk tv ni jln2...

3)TIME KO BARU BGN TDO ;

S: ko dh bgn?

J: eh,tak laaa...aku tgh tdo smbil jln la ngok..

4)KWN KO CALL PHONE RMH KO ;

S: weh,mne ko skang?

J: sini, kt bus stop!

5)ORG NMPAK KO KUAR DR BILIK MANDI BASAH2 DGN PKAI TOWEL ;

S: ko baru mandi ke?

J: mane ade...aku jatuh dlm lubang jamban td!

6)PUKUL 7 MLM KO BUKAK PINTU RMH,BRU BLEK DR KEJE ;

S: hai,baru blek keje ke?

J: tak lahhh...baru nk pegi nih!

7)KO KT DLM TOILET, PINTU BERKUNCI, ADE ORG KETOK PINTU ;

S: ade org tak?

J: *suare kiut* mne ade org...taik yg tgh brckp nih!

 

kuang.....kuang.....kuang.....



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haha,...lwak ayat2 ko,tegelak aku sowg2...:)


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8) ngah kua jenjalan nge awex`

s : ko ngan awex ko ke tu?

j : xla ..nie nenek ak la..



9 ) ko ngah mkn

s : weh..ko ngah mkn ke?

j : xla..ak ngah kacau2 je nie...

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baddar


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adik ali teratak .... gelak guling2 aku ngan lawak ko niihhhh ...

cangini la kalo berposting ... panjang ... kalo lawak ... betol2 lawak ..

kalo cite lawak yg kopi pes ... kebanyakannya aku dah bace dah ....

yg niii ... aaaa ... baru ni aku bace .... tahniah le adik ali teratak ...

 



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jgn kate korg je,1st time haku bace pn mmg trgelak gile babas la...
mmg make my day la aritu!1 ari gelak aku x abis...hakhakhak

trimas,en bada ! ! (trsengih smpai idung kembang kempis)

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ishhh .... kopi pes jugak hupernyer ...

tapi ... x pe lah ... demi kemenangan untuk negara ...

biarlah sukaneka  idung kembang kempis yang diterajui oleh cik ali teratai

diadapsikan ke dalam sukan negara taun depan ...

sekian, terima kasih ...



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ehh..ade ke?so,kalo cmtu kwn haku pn copy paste gak ar nih!
cett!! konon hak cipte trpelihara konon....

sy pemenang 6 taun brturut2 acare kembang kempis idung sedunie!!
(sambil mngembangkn idung dgn diameter yg paling max)

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gelak juga la...hahaha
aku dh baca dah..tp versi sabahan...lagi syok klu faham...hehe

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weiii epel ijooo ... kalo gelak2 tuuu ... hingat ler sikit kengkawan niii ....

(uyoooo ... lame giler la ko epel ... x on9 kat GC .... mana pegi?

meh la sini ... aku buli2 sikit kat ko macam dulu2 ....

best gak buli budak2 niii .... kik kik kik)



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keh3...golek ...guling2 jap

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baddar wrote:

weiii epel ijooo ... kalo gelak2 tuuu ... hingat ler sikit kengkawan niii ....

(uyoooo ... lame giler la ko epel ... x on9 kat GC .... mana pegi?

meh la sini ... aku buli2 sikit kat ko macam dulu2 ....

best gak buli budak2 niii .... kik kik kik)

 yerlaAA...epel ijau....lame x nmpk

yerlaa....lps dh bersanding ngan pak pijie....dh dilupekn org2 disekitar gc ni

(jgn mARA err)



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10 ) korang de kt bndo,mber korang call

s : weh,ko de kt ne uh? xkua ke?

j : x ak duduk kt bndo je ai nie..xkua kot



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ha ah..aku kembang kempis gak..
dah susut skit pewut bincit aku nih..
gelak lelebihpun buleh kembong pewut..

ha ha hahahahha (terus tergolek ke batang pisang)..

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aelly_teratai


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laaa..ko ni gayah..tepila sket!
aku yg dpt batang pisang ni dlu la...ko g cari bende lainla...
kt batang pisang aku gak ko nk mndarat kn..

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eh teratai..bukan ke tempat nko kat tasik nun..
batang pisang mane de tumbuh dalam tasik..
kalau yang jatuh dalam tasik memang banyak..isk isk isk


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nak cari idea memang susah, nak mengedit senang je..nak komen apa yang orang lain dah buat, laaaagi senang..apa lagi nak mengutuk..hurmm pejam mata jeeeee

 
aelly_teratai


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ko pe tau gayah.....
aku join venture dgn batang pisang nih...
ko g la cari btg pisang yg lain...
t aku suh gaara tlg carikn ye...

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hahhaha.!....gelak sampai terbatuk2 ku..dh lame tol
x bc lawak mcm nih....

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-- Edited by ikram onizuka on Friday 28th of October 2011 07:23:31 AM

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RE: soalan2 bangang yg kadang2 buat org bengang . . .
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11) KO BARU BALIK DARI MASJID, JIRAN SEBELAH RUMAH TANYA

S : ko dari maner pakai kopiah ni..?? dari masjid ke..??

J : aper plak dari masjid... aku baru balik dari kedai ekor la... bagi syarahan agama.. rugi ko tak ikut..



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orang baru lepas nikah siang tadi,
malamnye lepas pengantin pmpuan dah masuk bilik,
masa pengantin lelaki nak masuk bilik...

ade pulak yang tanya:

S: hai jang, awal dah nak masok bilik, nak buat apa? sambil gelak2.

J: oh, nak masuk bilik nak isi minyak kereta, pastu nak tengok ayam itik kat reban...

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hahahaha...lawak2 la bro ni.....

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ko baru balik dari kebun, pakai baju/seluar kotor, motor berlumpor,
singgah kedai beli minyak, ade pulak orang tanya:

S: joi, baru balik kebun ke?

J: taklah, aku gi laut tadi, tangkap ikan paus...

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aelly_teratai


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pndaila ko menambah ye pakcik ijoi....
xpela,sesape nk tambah,dipersilakn...
hehehe

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soalan bodoh bangang yg pertama pn dh wat aku gelak tanpa noktah apatah lg soalan terakhir....haha..gud2...

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