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different between wife n gf


Some people say:
Wife is a  HARIMAU ...............

Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell  TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.


TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute,  slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.


Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.
                 
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it,  HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah



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of coz lahh ... better choose TV ...

even TV look terrible ... ugly ... common ...

but it the best we n family could be joy our life  ...  

(huh lantak le basa englsh haku nii hak hak hak ...)

hf n virusss? eeeeeeee ... kakutnye .....



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wrong, wife is a woman, and it's halal for you to love,
girlfren is a girl, and it's haram for you to do anything man want to do with a woman.

tv is a electrical equipment, you know what it is.
hp is also a same, you know what it is.

do not compare humans, male or female with stuff or anything like that.
would you like if i compare you with toilet brush?

(keh keh. jangen mare.)


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correction  ....

`but it the best which our family n us ... could be joy in our life  ...  '

ishhh ... ishhh ... cam buat karangan pulakkk ....



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