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tok_kelembai


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eloka jaga ler baby nama gab nie babaik...tapi tok nasihatkan tukar ler nama dia dulu ek

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aku ni cam baby pun takde sapa nak take care...


uweeekkkk...uweeeekkk...(bunyi baby nangis)


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baguslah tu..sorang nak jadi laki aku..sorang nak jadi baby aku.....tapi sebelum tu aku nak ikut nasihat tok tukar nama gab jadi Mohd Iman...semoga dia jadilah org yg beriman dan baik tingkah laku nye....kalau ko tak nak tukar nama gab..jgn dipanggil aku mama...hehe..aku tak ngaku ko anak aku.....hehe..putus semua pertalian darah...kalau ko tak caya ce tanya mie...


kan mie...bang mie...pampers dah abis ler....tula eloka suruh beli abg cakap nanti2..kan dah takde...bang mie..jaga lah budak tu ....eloka nak tido ni....dah..shoohhh..shohhhh...tido luar....hehe



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amboi eloka..elok2 ko dah jadi ibu misali..ko jadi pulak isteri derhaka..yg ko suruh laki ko tidur luar tu nape..hehheh (tok, komen skit tok)

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dia ni memang cam ni seez... dulu masa aku jadi suami dia..dia siap suh aku tidur kat garaj kereta lagi....

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Mister Rie wrote:

dia ni memang cam ni seez... dulu masa aku jadi suami dia..dia siap suh aku tidur kat garaj kereta lagi....

Ye ke Rie.. aiseh.. kalu aku tau ini macam dia punya perangai.. tak hingin aku amik ko jadi mak aku Eloka.. kenapa ko sanggup biar si Rie ni tido kat dlm garaj je..


Kan ke lagi baiknya ko sumbat dia dlm guni, ikat ngan batu, campak dlm sungai.. setakat tido dlm garaj je mana insaf dia ni..



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memang patut pun tidur kat garaj ko tuh......busuk hapak satu rumah.....huh......sampai hati eloka buat kat abg camnih...uhuk...uhuk....tuh la ko gab...asyik kencing berterabur je....kan mama dah hangin satu badan....sape yang susah.....papa jugak yang susah....kataku kepada gab sambil menyanyi lagu teringin.....sesekali ku rasa teringin....uwaaaaaaaaaaa

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aduh kesian aku kat ko mie kena tdo kat luar ishh tak patut la eloka biat ko macam tu... eloka tu keras juganya dan berani menderhaka kat ko mie.. sabar..sabar ya mie...jaga baby gab tu ye...


ape rie tdo kat garaj ok tu kalau eloka suruh kat kandang kuda tu macam mane???


harap seez tak macam eloka  tu ye...


 



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tok pening kepala naper plak panggil  gab nie kan dah tukar nama mohd iman...nenek pun suka nama nie

-- Edited by tok_kelembai at 05:29, 2005-11-29

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haiiiii kengkawan!!!!


wella kembali...amboii sejak tinggalkan forum ni, bukan main meriah lagi dgn gelak ketawa yek! mcm manapun, tk elok le biarkan suami tido kt luar eloka...berdosa tau..ha, gi minta ampun ..pastu cium tangan, pastu masak sedap2 untuk suami ye!!



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diorg ni kan wella..dah masak sedap2 dah..dah kemas rumah, dah layan best2 dah..tapi masih gak cari lain..hmmmm ape sebenarnya yg diorg tu nak..tk tau ler..

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betul tu rue..aku sokong sgt....dorg ni kalau menggatal tu tahap neraka kelapan...smpai dah tak kisah dah ade anak bini kat umah..still nak ngaku bujang....kot yg kaya tu ok lah...yg makan pun bini tanggung lagi mahu buat hal...tu lah byk yg jadi janda...padahal umur muda lagi...

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nasib baik la aku gatal baru tahap ke tiga....ade 5 stage lagi nak sampai tahap kelapan....kira tak berapa nak gatal lagi la aku nih.....

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aku gatal tahap ke 10... tahap kene sapu mopiko nih...

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apa dah jadi pulak ni?? sanny, you tk gitu kan, kan? you akan jaga I sampai bebila kan, kan..

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memang tok tak dapat nafikan pempuan nie lebih setia berbanding lelaki...tau tak naper laki gatal setelah berumah tangga...pelik kan.....padahal bini ada,masak sedap hehehe.....ada satu mase kan datang pempuan cantik...mase pempuan tue muncul bini kat umah plak meragam...tak pun periot ker lepas tue wat tak endah pada sang suami....hehehhe and from that ler bermula...huhuhuh kang kung keng hak tui...perangai jamban lelaki tue datang...so jaga2 ler...perati2 kan ler....nenek datang dah tok nak cakap ngan nenek jap....korang naper gelak...nanti tok sambung sebelum tok melambung....

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bukannya apa tok...sebenarnya mind set org laki nih....kira nak empat je.......

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aarr..betul tu tok..lelebih ade pulak yg pandai menggoda mcm seez tu..hehehe (jgn marah sees)

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nasib baik islam kasi 4 je.. kalau lebih.. mesti mie penang kambing lalu lalang pun abis dikerjakan

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ishhh..ishhh..ishhh..dgn kambing pun mie penang lalu ye rie...tak sangka aku....nafsu ape ko ni...

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uiskkkk..aku takkan ikut jejak langkah ko tuh tengkorak oiiiii..........ko telan pil kuda ke hah....nafsu pun macam kuda......

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iye seez,sanny akan jaga sampai bila2 k...


rie tu bukan telan pil kuda tapi hempedu harimau tu yang rie gi telan..


seez dan sanny nak gi dating jap jadi kaorang jaga di baik la ye..


byeee..kami gi dl..


jom darling seez....



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nanti jap sanny, seez nak minta duit kat nenek..


tak pe..tak pe..



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tak yah nak minta duit kat nenek tu sanny kan ade ni ha tak minta kat nenek k...


seez nak mkn ape mlm ni sanny belanja????


tok???



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sanny kalo nak g blanjer seez  g ler naper ader


tok????



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nak dating pun mintak duit kat nenek... meh la amik duit kat aku ni... amik ni..sepuluh rats..amik amik

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tok_kelembai wrote:

sanny kalo nak g blanjer seez  g ler naper ader tok????

       


bukan tu maksud sanny tok seez tu suka minta duit kat nenek,sanny baru kasi kat seez tapi seez beli ape tak duit tu...


t.kasih rie ko la kawan bumi tanah aku..ehhh yang ko kasi duit rupih tu buat pe ha rie nak ambik ko ( rie kena slembam dgn sanny lalu rie balut kepala lagi ) ha puas hati aku..hahahhahahahahah (gelak jahat )


 



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duit rupiah ade gak value.....kalau si tengkorak tuh bagi pokok duit2 kat ko.....ha camna.....

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kalo aku gelak kan sanny...balik aku luku kepala si tengkorak idup nie

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Apasal plak ko nak luku kepala aku pompuan mereng?

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