GENERAL EQUATIONS 
 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
 
 
HAPPINESS 
 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 

 
LONGEVITY STATISTICS 
 
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 

 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 
 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. 
 
 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 
 
A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.