GLORIA was lamenting her relationships with men who were in the computer business. "They all seem intelligent and stimulating," she said, "but none of them can make love." First there was the salesman who always promised but could never deliver. "But," he said, "you'll love it when you get it." Next was the service technician who always said, "I know it looks bleak now, but don't worry, it'll be up tomorrow." Finally, she dated a software engineer who created a detailed flowchart of the lovemaking process and then announced, "Frankly, I think you should just implement this yourself."
