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BIDAYUHGURLSARAWAK


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this story happen at a restaurant in a town....( local restaurant somewhere in kuchg sarawak)

 

one day in morning breakfast... a in house group from england was having their breakfast at restaurant cafe mejestic...

then suddenly one of the guest waving her hand with THE waiter that work in the restaurant..here's the conversation

btween the waiter and the guest...

 

waiter: yes,miss how can i help u??

guest: yup, can i have some "KETCHUP"

 

waiter: sure i'll take it 4 u miss..i'll be back in a minute....

 

guest: thank u...

 

waiter: my pleasure...

 

(after a few minute the waiter come with the "ketchup" but the guest start to giggles)

 

waiter: ( with awkward feeling) what's the matter miss???

 

guest: actually im asking for a 'tomato sauce' not " SOYA SAUCE"...but its ok ...

waiter: oh...ok im sorry, my  mistake....i'll bring the " ketchup" 4 u...

 

( with awkward feeling the waiter go back to the kitchen and come back with the  real " ketchup"...)

 

(hahha this story is based on a real story...hahaha...the " ketchup" words if u dont listen carefully it sound like " kicap" heheh)

( and because we local people we r not used with that words...from that day the waiter learn the new words " KETCHUP IS TOMATO SAUCE" AND NEVER

REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN)... 

 

KETCHUP

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-- Edited by BIDAYUHGURLSARAWAK on Saturday 22nd of September 2012 07:01:52 AM

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tulah, guna lagik bahse penjajah, kan dah malu,..

'mintak sos tomato.'

kan senang.

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betul la ijoi...hahahahhaha sokong ko...
dah ko dtg malaysia....
cakap melayu sudah....
konon2 nak duduk hotel nk speaking...
aku mkn kat hotel 5 bintang...bile die cakp omputeh..
aku jwb..plez respect...we are in malaysia...cakap bahasa melayu..
awk melayu..saya melayu...hahahhaah
merah muke mamat tu...

p/s:walaupun aku BUGIS..tapi aku tetap ckp bhasa melayu...aku bangga!



-- Edited by young areza on Sunday 23rd of September 2012 10:50:36 PM

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tak melayu hilang di dunia

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the guest is from ENGLAND...and they used to used the words " KETCHUP " WHICH means " tomato sauce"...and we as local malaysian people not many of us know the
word " ketchup"...becoz we used to call it tomato sauce....so there will be misconversation between us and the tourist that come from other country especially from British and american...its ok to make a mistake next time we will know....gain new knowledge everyday..its better 4 u to know something than juz being a fool...

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entah kan..mungkin diorang tak hormat kita..
kita pegi ngara die,,kne cakap bhasa die..
die dth ngara kite..ckp la bhasa kite....
ade je mat salih cakap melayu....
mgkin awk jarang jumpa yg ckp melyu kot...

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yup...p kerja kat hotel line...main language dia is english...so not many of us can speak malay well...but most of my colleagues are not expert in english language

and that what happen when we r not expert in english ...as we know ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE..no matter from which country u are ...

we need to speak in english to communicate with each other..especially when u visit the country that u cant communicate with ur own mother language with them..

not all of the british and american can talk in malay..only certain language they know...only the simple words such as " selamat pagi" and terima kasih...

there is tourist that can speak malay well..and that happen only becoz they had stay in indonesia or malaysia for over a years...

anyway we need to LEARN HOW TO SPEAK WELL IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE NO MATTER WE LIKE OR NOT.... WE still need to learn...

OH MY ENGLISH ASTRO TUTOR TV...HAHHAHA....



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lebih baik OH MY AL-QURAAN....LOL o.0
hahahhaha nice try....

i prefer mandarin..chinese monopoly ekonomi...(saya belajar dan mngkaji ekonomi dunia..)english ni dah biasa org ckp...
kalau nk beljar pon baik beljar mndarin..extra...
or else...bahasa arab(al-quraan)

kita tak boleh mgubah pandangan seseorang...
kita mampu mengutarakan pndangan kita sahaja...untuk mgubahnya...jauh sgt....
so..saya menasihatkan diri saya sendiri...supaya lebih mencintai mother tounge saya...
saya tak mahu bangga dengan mother tounge org lain...

dan saya still bangga hidup di MALAYSIA yang mementingkan bahasa melayu
sama macam indonesia..siapa2 yg kat sane..dtg sane..kne cakap melayu..
bumi dipijak..langit dijunjung...tak kan melayu hilang di bumi..

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to BIDAYUHGURLSARAWAK, i'm exprt in english too but in my normal life, i prefer to use my own language, mother tounge (Malay). n mybe u didnt knw well abt working in the hotel. not every one who work in the hotel knw perfectly in English! cz smtime thy given time to learn n not all of them are permanently working in there. n if other country cn speak n learn our language, y u cnt speak in ours? wht the hack?!! u were born in Malaysia, n u use your birthplace as your nme. re-think b4 u spoke next time!!

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agree wth my sis, young areza. u nk i ckp bhsa apa? mandrin? latin? hokkien? tagalog? australian slang pn sy blh ckp. yg penting JGN BERLAGAK BGS DGN PAGGIL ORG LAIN FOOL! U JST KNW IN ENGLISH N U WANNA SHOW UP? PUFF!! TRY TO LIVE OUTSIDE YOUR OWN WORLD. LOL!

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eryn wrote:

to BIDAYUHGURLSARAWAK, i'm exprt in english too but in my normal life, i prefer to use my own language, mother tounge (Malay). n mybe u didnt knw well abt working in the hotel. not every one who work in the hotel knw perfectly in English! cz smtime thy given time to learn n not all of them are permanently working in there. n if other country cn speak n learn our language, y u cnt speak in ours? wht the hack?!! u were born in Malaysia, n u use your birthplace as your nme. re-think b4 u spoke next time!!

 

he he he he .... aku x paham sepatah haper pon ...

bahasa orang putih niiihhhh ....

dik dik .... yang nko tulis dalam bahasa orang putih jugak tuuu ... kenape?



-- Edited by badda2 on Tuesday 25th of September 2012 07:31:12 AM

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isk isk isk anak dara zaman sekarang ni... ..

sume pon nak cakap bahse omputih aja.... .

erin, jangan emosi, BGS bukannye nak cakap sesiapa fool,bodoh.. maksud dia walaupon terjadik macam kes ketchup tu, tapi pelayan tu dapat belajar ssuatu yang baru, baguslah macam tu daripada jadi orang yang ingat dia bagus dan taknak belajar bende baru..

tapi jangan ingat orang yang tak tau cakap omputih tu tak pandai, yang pandai cakap omputih pon ramai yang bodoh, belajar tinggi2 cakap omputih kawan omputih, last2 jantan kawen dgn jantan, pandai ke bodoh piang tu?...

gua stuju dengan riza, gua bangga jadi anak Malaysia, den bangge jadik orang noghori sombilan, den banggo dengan masak lomak cili api, peduli apa kalau gua tak reti cakap omputih, asal gua reti menghormati orang lain, gua tak sakitkan orang lain..

n 1 mor ting, orang amerika tu bukannye pandai ponn, sorang dua ja yang ok, kebanyakkan orang awam amerika ni bangang tulen, yang diaorang tau nak enjoy nak popular aja, tanya soalan ringkas2 pon uh uh dia jawap..

yes no thank yu awright.



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hahhaha..yups..dont missunderstanding about what i said...yups..i did mention it " not all of my friends that works in hotel line are expert in english"..

only certain ...

"to BIDAYUHGURLSARAWAK, i'm exprt in english too but in my normal life, i prefer to use my own language, mother tounge (Malay). n mybe u didnt knw well abt working in the hotel. not every one who work in the hotel knw perfectly in English! cz smtime thy given time to learn n not all of them are permanently working in there. n if other country cn speak n learn our language, y u cnt speak in ours? wht the hack?!! u were born in Malaysia, n u use your birthplace as your nme. re-think b4 u spoke next time!!'


OH ada org slah paham la..dia xpaham apa yang aku kata la...xperlah...bila masa aku kata org yang xpandai ckp bhsa english nie bodoh..hello..mark my words ok..
and aku kata xsemua org putih pandai cakap melayu..bukan aku yng xpandai ckp melayu..coz macam mana ko nak paksa diaorg ckp malay kalu diaorg mmg betol2 xtau..
kan...aku xkata yang aku xpandai berbahsa melayu ..hurmm...mungkin aku lebih expert dr kau...aku expert ckp melayu sarawak even my own language pun aku expert..
so apa masalhnya dgn kau nie tiba2 emo..hey,,,that is juz for fun...nothing to be emo with...aku setuju dgn abg ijoi...

ei..xphm aku dgn org suka emo2 nie...and ya...blajar perkataan yang baru bukan mjd sst kesalahn..dpt gain knowledge kan...

xsemua pandai org yg bukan dr negara kita pandai bhsa melayu..especially org putih..nama pun org putih...lainlh kalau dia ada ambik kursus
bahasa melayu.....kalu semua pelancong dr negara yang bhsa ibundanya bukn bhsa melayu pandai berbicara dlm bhsa melayu so xpayahlah susah2 blajar bhasa
english..kan senang....

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ala la la la la ... alahaiiii ... adik adik seme oiiittttt ...

aku x nak menyelelah mana2 pihak ...

takutlah ... sebab ... errr ... ialah takut ... kalo bahu aku senget sebelah

sebab menyebelah mana2 pihak ...

 

so .. adik2 seme ... x payah nak tacing2 ....

nie Geng Cerita beb ..... main kasar2 nie ... buleh ... tp berpada2 ...

kalu kasar2 sangat kang .... moderator pun buleh gam ...

gam pakai ape ... uhu ke .. kanji ke .. aaaa ... yg tu aku x amik pot ...

 

emo2 ke .. eyemo ke ... pun bulehhh ... tp berpada2 ...

sebab ... kat sini ... usik mengusik tahap gaban ... sampek diarang ade yang sentap pon .. ada beb

 

so ... relek aarrrr ..... kat atas tuuu ... aku saje jek usik adik erin ...

kat posting lain ... saje jek aku usik anak dara Bidayuh niihhh ...

saje je .... nak buli .. x buleeehhh .... x baikkk ...

 

so ... ikutlah cara yang paling tomakninah ... macam si badda2 tuu ...

bukan macam aku ...... he he he he



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ahahaha...ntah aku pun xtau hahahha...tomato sauce punya pasal la...hahhaha..lawak la.....aku mals nak layan...

biarlah...sbb aku post kt ruangan lawak xder pulak aku post untuk org emo hihihihih...


neway....just for fun and enjoy .....nothing more .....

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-- Edited by eryn on Tuesday 25th of September 2012 06:19:22 PM

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apa pon ko nk cite..aku tak kisah..toksah nk belgak sangat la..
aku bangga pandai ckp melayu..
n so wat...
bio ler tak pndai ckp enlish...tapi aku tiap2 ari blajo tajwid..
dpt gak phla lebih...sekian...

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he he he .... dikn erin ... apsal kosong nihhh ...

aaaaaa ... aku tau ... aku tau ...

nie nko mussti ter.. er ... terrr ...er ... terrrr.. kentut kut ...

opsss ... maap la ... tersebut kentut pulakk ...

x baaik tau ... sebut2 kentut kentut niii ...

x sopan ... hik hik hik .....biggrin



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tgk gambo tu ha....
senyum..tak perlu kata apa2...senyum...
muahahahhaha......

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Hek elehhh... Ko senyum-senyum kambing tu semata-mata nk ngorat Abang Gab ke Eryn? Toksah mimpi la nk ngorat abg dgn senyuman manis di bibir munggil ko tu..

Abg ni mata duitan, Eryn oii.. Sekiranya Eryn mampu membahagiakan abg dgn harta dan wang ringgit bernilai jutaan ringgit, nescaya bukan setakat abg ni merelakan diri menjadi kekasih hati mu, malahan Eryn boleh jua menjadikan abg sebagai bibik pencuci mangkuk tandas rumah Eryn setiap hari..

Tapi ko kena berkongsi diri abg dgn Neelofa la.. sanggup ke?

Ikhlas dari Abang Gab yg mencintai duit.. eh silap.. diri mu... biggrin



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oiittt.....ade ke neelofa...murah sgt peha die tu..
muahahaha
mahap...sensored..tuuuttttttt

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badda: trlupa nk tulis apa. hihi..

ala.. xleh ke nk ngorat abg gab?? neealofa tu sape? haha.. statement membunuh

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BDS, muya boleh paham sarawak. cuma tak reti nak klaka jak.



-- Edited by muya on Wednesday 26th of September 2012 08:45:50 AM

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ooo cangini cite die the end ehehehheee

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haaaa .. nie adik-adik suuumaaaaa ...

etensen etensen .....

usah ler sesekali dua tiga mpat kali .... terpedaya dengan pujuk rayu Abang Gab ...

beliau ... walau pun Abdng Moderator .. pangkat besau ... tapi kan ....

arta mende yang beliau ada .. kat tubuh badan .. semenya kecik2 belaka ....

dah la kecik ... kontot pulak ... dah tuuu ... itam kelabu asap .... iskkkk .. selsisih ...

tambah lagi .... beliau tu bernapsu songsang ..... sebenaunya neelofa tu ... Mister Rie buncit ...

 

 

teruk kan abang Gab tuuu ........ (nie dengan niat insun matakaji ... semar ngeseng ... membatu apikan adik2

sepaya ... tidak jatuh ke tangan abang Gab yang boya tuuu ... boya tauuu .... kih3333 ...biggrin)



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badda2 tau ke ape maksud niat insum matakaji semarginseng tu?



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tentu la aku tau muya.... kalo x ..... x kan aku cakap .. ehh .. sebut ....

niat insun mata kaji smarrrr ngiiiiiiisengggg ...

arrr ... tu jampi serapah ... mase nak berak .. opsss ...

x bulehhh sebut berakkk ... x sopan ...

sebutlah .. buang air besau ... aaaaaa ... macam tu laaaaa ... kih kih kih biggrin

 



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badda2, salah aaa...



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next time aku sik mauk ada orang nok xreti bahsa merik komen nok jaik2 lam tok....boh madah dirik pandei gilak..

maca lok pa masej nok mok disampeikn oleh urang....boh nak anok2 urang sebarang ajak....

ya jak la......aku sik ada nulis benda nok salah....aku nulis pakei urang enjoy dah nama pun ruangan lawak....

so ya ajak...na pandei aku klakar bhsa ku mpun bha......k ya ajak lah....boh nak lebih2....

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BGS, dalam bidayuh laa..aww



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