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kyo_krol


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Ayam : Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada.Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernahpanggil aku MAK!
Ayam : ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

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ntah nye, tp apa hal pulak kalau tak makan telor ayam, abis nak makan telor sapa kyol:, ko biaq benar, cuba bayang kan telor ayam tak leh makan so apa kata kita makan telor tenuk ke, cipanzi ke, telor cipan ke,

itu pasai kekadang peragai berbudak ada macam kambing, maleh mandi.mcm kyol.

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tu la..kita kena kaji pasal nie...nak mkn telur apa lagi?statistik menunjukkan ayam dah semakin pupus dan persatuan ayam2 malaysia telah berpakat utk membuat mogok..huru hara nanti...marila kita bincangkan pasal ni


sape maleh mandi sini..rasa2 nya dorena je kut



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lawak gaks..

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kyo_krol wrote:
tu la..kita kena kaji pasal nie...nak mkn telur apa lagi?statistik menunjukkan ayam dah semakin pupus dan persatuan ayam2 malaysia telah berpakat utk membuat mogok..huru hara nanti...marila kita bincangkan pasal ni
sape maleh mandi sini..rasa2 nya dorena je kut
kyo meh sini ko suka suka cakap dorena malas mandi ye.(sambil pula telinga kyo)

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HAHAHHAHAHA.. LAWAK CAM SIAL.. MEMANG BEST.. AKU KASI 1 BINTANG.. JE HUHUUH

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walique ni cakap ikut sedap mulut je ekk,

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hanim wrote:
walique ni cakap ikut sedap mulut je ekk,
btl tu ntah apa2 si kucing ni

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kurang ajar punye kucing


ko dgn kucing samer jer...macm kucing dgn kucing


aku sumpah ko jadik kucing.....



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Mie Penang


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biasala...dasar kucing kurap...memang cam tuh la perangainya....

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walique wrote:

HAHAHHAHAHA.. LAWAK CAM SIAL.. MEMANG BEST.. AKU KASI 1 BINTANG.. JE HUHUUH

oo...byk songeh ye ko kucing...okla tu..ade gak satu bintang..hahha


betul ke ko ade kurap?tula malas mandi cam dorena tu



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hola2 tu pun korang nka marah.. aku cakap cam tu pun tak bleh.. k aku cakap..


 


tenuk punye mia.. huahuauhua.


 


ko kan ada kayapp// hehhee



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sape mia?

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alaaa.. yang belakon tu... nama mya zara tu

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Itu jawapan yg sungguh bernas dan complet

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arverlavin........

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walique wrote:
arverlavin........
apa yg ko merapu

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mak sud tu sayang....... lahhhh

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avril lavinge lh.diakan penyanyi omputeh tu kan?




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walique


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maybe kot... kiak o nak kwen...

k lah kau nak lanch ngan hanim....

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walique wrote:
mak sud tu sayang....... lahhhh
spa yg ko sayang u kucing hanim ke ehehheee

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spe yg brani syg hanim nie????

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hakimzz wrote:
spe yg brani syg hanim nie????
apasal ko marah sgt ni kim.... sabar2

Pstt: si pokok yg minat kat hanim(sambil menghasut kim)

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hanim minat kat aku le......

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walique wrote:
hanim minat kat aku le......
shhhh kucing diam ler dorena nak selamatkan ko dari kena sembelih dek hakim ni

tutup mulut tu(sambil menutup mulut kucing)

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perhhhh..... hanim kata dia single


dorena pulak.. bile nak kawen

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ish x sangke lembu begitu sensitive......



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zaman punya lembu....

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walique wrote:
perhhhh..... hanim kata dia single


dorena pulak.. bile nak kawen
bila nk kawin entah le...tgu kucing bertukar jd org yg hensem kot hehhheee blh tak

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tahannnnnnnn je

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