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AZU


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di suatu petang di sebuah pasar mlm....


peniaga:encik..cik beli encik rambutan manis ni,sedap rasenye..


pembeli:berape sekilo?


peniaga:Rm5 sekilo je encik...gerenti manis!!


pembeli:kalau tak manis mcm mane?


peniaga:kala tak manis,saye bg free je kt encik!!


pembeli:okla,kalau mcm tu bg yg tak manis 10 kilo yek??!


peniaga:???????



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safuan


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hey!!!!apsal kau copy orang lain punya lawak????


takde perasaan malu ker?????


ingat ler sikit orang lain penat2 perah otak untuk menghasilkan lawak tapi kau senang2 jer copy diorang punya cerita!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


memeng dasar "muka tembok"


tak tau malu punya orang!!!!!!!!


 



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ummie


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ko aphal plak safuan, marah org sesedap rasa ko je, biar la dia nk copy ke paste ke, ko susah apsal, janji azu posting, tak macam kau tu..betul tak Azu

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bagus..disokong sepenuhnya oleh warganegara malaysia..

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Mister Rie


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budak safuan ni bukan dah berambus ke dari forum ni.. tetiba je ada balik...
dah tu kalau dah ada balik... budi bahasa tu tak penah berubah... langsung takde budi bahasa.. sesia je kerajaan zimbabwe membuat kempen budi bahasa amalan kita....

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ntahnye budok sapuan niee..datang bulan perr..klu c umi tu marah2 , kami paham ler..ni ko plak...

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Mister Rie


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dia ni bukan datang bulan... tapi datang taik bintang.... tu yang bau cam cilanat je ruang forum ni....

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Mie Penang


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tah pasai pa budak sekoq nih.....tetiba je nak temper...awat kira dah besaq sangat kot...."anak antu" penang kot....hmmmmmm......

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abg mie ari ahad ari 2 janji nk jumpa sya,abg mie pi mana?buat penat chek pi sana ja..pasni tak mau pi sana dah..igt nak suroh abg mie blanja..tapi abg mie ilang pulak..taknak kawan..

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eh akak parisya nih..kasanova btul la akak..kalo iyer pun jgn laa cakap di khalayk ramai..cheq maluuuuuu...

akak kalo tggu abg mie..emm akak makan sup slipar yang dibuat di umh akak sndiri dan tapau je lam plastik pas tu bawk brsama2 akak..ble jugak makan2 sup tu sambil tggu abg mie yang kuat mengencing mhkluk2 yg lemah....



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fariesya wrote:

abg mie ari ahad ari 2 janji nk jumpa sya,abg mie pi mana?buat penat chek pi sana ja..pasni tak mau pi sana dah..igt nak suroh abg mie blanja..tapi abg mie ilang pulak..taknak kawan..
uiskkkk.....bila masa plak berjanji nih...konpius gak pale hotak aku nih.....

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farah


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eh cik sapuan...

ne tahap dewa2 ne kalo nk mengcomplen org...fuh sungguh kejam lagi zalim..

awk,,! fara ader ckit nasihat buat awk yg sentiasa pandai memaki hamun karya org...

1) gosok gigi dulu sablom nak memaki org..sbb mulut awk trlalu bau longkang..

2) mandi dulu sablom nak memaki hamun org..sbb bau tungkek yg lahir dari celahan ketiak akn membuatkn org lain marah,dan mmbuatkn org tk nak dengar cacian anda..

3) last..pastikan awk touch up laa make awk cikit..sbb muke awk terlalu nirajim sehingga dapat mengalahkan pepsi,mester rie,dan si gab..

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ape ni abg mie..cheq pun org utarha jugak..

tak ajak cheq pun kluaq jalan2..

sampai hati noh..

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Mie Penang


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uiskkk...ok berbaris sorang2....jgn tolak2.....nanti bawak pi ronda round island....

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Mie Penang wrote:

uiskkkk.....bila masa plak berjanji nih...konpius gak pale hotak aku nih.....
tu larrr...wat penat owg g c2 je..2 ari owg dok kat batu fringgi..ape la abg nie,leh plak lupe..pasni jgn janji ngn owg dah..majok nie..!!

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hidup lg ke budak safuan ni?? aku ingat dah mampos dah... akn ke dia ni dah dibuang forum??

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Ruangan ni untuk buat Lawak...bukan untuk maki hamun orang.oi...ketawa ler!!!

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klaka tu klaka r..tp plik r..tp benar plak..so jgn r bia kan hdp anda d slubungi misteri..

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