Girl : Do you love me? > Boy : Yes Dear. > Girl : Would you die for me? > Boy : No, mine is undying love. > Man : How old is your father? > Boy : As old as me. > Man : How can that be? > Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. > Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. > Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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dekat padaku agar kau lebih mengenali diriku tapi jgn dekat sgt..nak kena lempang?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... klakar giler.... aku memang suka lawak2 london ni.... aku sorang je paham lawak orang putih.. orang lain tengok je la aku gelak eeee
ok le tu rie..ada gak org yg gelak..aku ingat tak de..apapun tima kasih le rie..nak gak ko gelak ye...ni au nak bg cadangan ni, lps ni ko buka kelas belajar bahasa, aku yakin mesti ramai yg nak mendaftar..
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dekat padaku agar kau lebih mengenali diriku tapi jgn dekat sgt..nak kena lempang?
huh...aku ni kedekut ilmu.. jangan harap la aku nak ajar orang lain skeaping london.... nanti bila dah pandai nanti jadi orang putih plak... tak elok jadi omputih ni... tindik sana, tindik sini, tatoo sana, tatoo sini.... pastu gi merogol ayam...
huh...aku ni kedekut ilmu.. jangan harap la aku nak ajar orang lain skeaping london.... nanti bila dah pandai nanti jadi orang putih plak... tak elok jadi omputih ni... tindik sana, tindik sini, tatoo sana, tatoo sini.... pastu gi merogol ayam...
jd... gab tu... orang london ke??? gitu?? aku tgk kulit die rupe org sri lanka jer...
menyesal plak rasanya..
