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chek_am8848


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Satu kemalangan langgar lari telah berlaku. Satu-satunya saksi yang melihat kejadian itu ialah seorang india yang langsung tak tau membaca dan hanya mengenal beberapa huruf serta nombor sahaja.


Polis: Aci ada nampak tak itu kereta punya nombor?
Aci: Ada nampak. Tapi kureeenngg jelas la,tuk..
Polis: Aci kasi tau sama saya itu nombor. Saya mau buat laporan nie..
Aci: Erm...Satu tiga dekat-dekat, lapan tarak sampai. satu tarak, dua tarak... itula nombornya tuk...


Jadi, dapatkah kalian menolong En. Polis mencari apa nombor kereta tersebut???


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Original Post By: Chek_am8848
Place: Baru Nak Masuk Jamban.
Time: 3.33 pg



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errr....BS12....betoi ka cek am...

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tak betol la cik melor.. tapi ada iras-iras la.. cuba lagi gelenti ngko dapatnyer

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AKU PENAH JUMPA DIALOG YG SAMA MACAM NI DLM SATU SITCOM/DRAMA/MOVIE KAT TV DULU... TAPI DAH TAK INGAT SITCOM APA DAH LAMA SANGAT

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aku ingatkan ngko nak jawapan td, cik ellypen...

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satu tarak dua tarak tu pebenda.....BS betul kan..

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BS tu dah betul. tang yang belakang tu jer silap sikit.. satu tarak dua tarak tu maknanya...


 


 


 


 


jeng...jeng..jeng... tadi ngko cakap otak tepu tak leh tido kan.. so sambil2 tu ngko cuba la pikir yang nie lak.. sat laie aku bagi jawapannya



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BS 1020

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DuLu AkU SuKa TgK AvAtAr Aweks_HapPy nGaN pHiA PuNyEr LeLaMeR... DuLu AkU SgT sUkE mKN DoNaT.. SkAnG AkU TaNaK jAdI pEnAkUt..
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haha..tu chikun jwb...BS1020.......atau pun BS00.....mana satu cek am...banje aku nesloooo...betul dah nii...

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chikun menang la..BS1020..ngko tak dapat peper la cik melurr... adiahnya aku akan post kat chikun...tapi pembalut adiah tu cik melurr leh mintak ngan chikun untuk kenang-kenangan

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huhh cek am...sungguh ko tak menghargai aku berlari2 cari jawapan kat padang bola....penat siutt nih....kalo ya pun....banje la kfc ke pizza ke...

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aku sempat beli setem jer dulu..adiahnya samapai kemudian yekk chikun..nanti kongsi-kongsi la ngan cik melur..dia dah merajuk tu



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hohh...mentang2 dah pandai post gambo....stem je ko bagi aku....takmooo....aku nak gak adiah tu...tak kiraaa....

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sekarng nie aku suka tabiat baru ini..jangan lak ngko jengkel lihat gambau yang aku hantar

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huhu....aku nak gi ambik gambo mister rie tgh tido la...tgk leh celen dak ngan gambo ko...

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maner dia gambau cik rie? sure leh termuntah nie... ngko sensored la skit mana yang patut tu yek..nanti cik rie saman ngko..

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alah...dia saman takat masuk lam wad mental je...gambo tu aku kena edit dulu...byk no kemungkaran...haha...

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wad mental pun, seksa gak la dok kat sana..ngko nak rasa ker?



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chek_am8848 wrote:

wad mental pun, seksa gak la dok kat sana..ngko nak rasa ker?
bape lame dh mental ko sakit?dh lame ke ko dok kat situ chek am oii...?hehehe

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fariesya wrote:

chek_am8848 wrote: wad mental pun, seksa gak la dok kat sana..ngko nak rasa ker? bape lame dh mental ko sakit?dh lame ke ko dok kat situ chek am oii...?hehehe
cik parisya...cek am tu kawin ngan nurse wad mental...tu yg dia oper ramai2 gi bkampung kat sana..mister rie lak presiden nurse2 wad mental...huhu..

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cik rie tu pelatih kat sana merangkap tukang bancuh simen... aku masuk sana atas undangan cik farisya... spesel oper punya... ngko nak iku gak ker..nati kite gi sama2..bawak cik melurr skali

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takpe la cek am...ko masuk la dlm wad tu ngan cik parisya..aku tggu kat luar je la ek....kalo aku ikut skali kanh jeles lak abg ballack aku tuh...

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ballack la plak... aku nak mario kempes..  ngko layan bola ker tu? argentina menang punya la..

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terpaksa la aku sebut abg ballck mlm ni...tapi gigi abg ronaldo tetap aku tak lupa...boroi pun boroi la...wahahaha..

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aku tetap ngan maradona..even ramai bintang ynag muncul..eric cantona jugak..masa sekolah dulu orang paggil aku black cantona..pakai no 7 lagi..pastu kolar baju kasi tegak... hehhehhe pengaruh kuat tu...



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huhu...kecik2 dl aku tak kenal sume ni...yg aku kenal pendi ahmad je...aku tau napa aku suka dia...diaensem bangat time tuh...

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skarang pun ensem laie hape...lepas tukar semi-pro ker profesional..langsung kau tak minat bola sepak negara...ntah la..payah nak komen...paling last team jenal bidin aku minat..pastu ancurrr...indonesia pun pernah masuk world cup..malaysia?

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malaysia tea cup.....wahahaha...tapi ko jgn la kutuk malesia...kita patut bangga kalo tak masuk dunia cawan pun...at least rtm wat gak siaran langsung tuk kita tgk...kalo tak ko tak tau argentina menang malam ni...negara lain manade...huhu...idup kerajaan malesia...

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tu bukan kutuk..komen membina namanya..aku tengok asturo la..ala..yang paku kuali kat dinding tu la...

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ooo..tu satelit...piring yg time ujan je mula la gambo dia nari2 ek....

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