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Nur_Aisyah


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Banyok orhe kato Sulte Ismail Petra ni tok berapo panda...

jadi dio maroh la..

nok tunjuk la yang dio ni bijok...so,

dio jupo profesor diraja ungku aziz...

Sulte kato la ko ungku aziz "Kalu demo ni bijok sangak, cuba buat ayak mangandungi 27 perkatae mulo dgn huruf 'j'".

Ungku aziz ni pikir punyo pikir, tok leh jugok nok jawak...

lepah tu dio pun give up la...

dio suruh la sulte rhoyak jawape.

Kato sulte "Jawape nyo : jepong jale jale, jupo jawo, jawo jale-jale jupo jepong, jawo jeling jepong, jepong jelir jawo, jawo jelok, jawo jolok jubo jepong.....

Lepah tu ungku aziz kato " itu baru 22 perkataan, mana lagi 5 perkataan?"

Jawab sulte "limo lagi tu....jeng, jeng, jeng....jahane jepong!!"
abih ceghito...

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....jambe....so lagi mu ninggal asya...

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dok pehe

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hek hek elly...dok pehe dok senyak2...



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ellyzaBMW wrote:

dok pehe
dok pehe ke...?dok pahey kak??musykil beta..beta pong dok pahey gok..hehehe

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aku pahe..jale jale jumpo esya..jom kito gi make esya...

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aku_satu wrote:

aku pahe..jale jale jumpo esya..jom kito gi make esya...
err...esya tu sape abg satu?beta kenal tak??abg satu nie suke curang depan mate..takmo kawan...

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abe satu nok ngorak esya ko nok ngorak parisya...pilih so yah...tokleh duo2....

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takpo lah..duo2 pong buleh..jgn gaduh2..kalau dik melur nak ikuk pong buleh jugo...dak ssh nyo...

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tokleh la abe satu....keno pilih so....tokke nok sauk tigo2.....abih la bungo porum neh...ngamuk la mister rie pahni....

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bakpo mu paka namo sulte dale ceghito mu ni asye? mu nok kene hukung pancung ko? tau dek sulte ni mau mu mapuh keghing....

tuko la watok lain... dok yoh paka namo sulte... cubo tuka sulte tu kepado sobri ismail... gerenti lawok...

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waaa....beta dok pahe..(ape yg korang ckp kan nie,translit la balik kat beta)

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wat2 pehe doh la parisya.....dok pung wat2 kolompo ko....peneng ko....

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bab2 loghat negeri ni la yg aku bengang ni...aku tak phm la..ce korg translate dlm loghat kl..hah senang skit aku phm....huh

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transletnya eloka.....mister rie ada skendelll......huhu....blakang umah parisya...



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eloka wrote:

bab2 loghat negeri ni la yg aku bengang ni...aku tak phm la..ce korg translate dlm loghat kl..hah senang skit aku phm....huh
true..true..cam nk kene je depa nie..sat g tak pasai2 makan penampaq aku..grrr...

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Mister Rie wrote:
bakpo mu paka namo sulte dale ceghito mu ni asye? mu nok kene hukung pancung ko? tau dek sulte ni mau mu mapuh keghing....

tuko la watok lain... dok yoh paka namo sulte... cubo tuka sulte tu kepado sobri ismail... gerenti lawok...


opss...aduh la...sori2...aku akan tuka k lain kali...ehehe....

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ntah la.... terasa aku ngko pakai nama sulte klate...

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ko org kelate ke chek am...?? hihi.....dgn ini saya Nur Aisyah Fauzi ingin memohon maaf sekiranya terdapat pihak2 yg terguris dgn cerita di atas...

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hek hek...lek asya...pebende la korang nih...tu sume sekadar hiburan...wat ceriakan kita sume...

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hehe melurr...aku tgh rilek la ni...ko ni mmg kelawar btul la..time mlm bkn main aktif,waktu pagi2 mcm ni ilang plak..

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melurr....bunga indah di ujung halaman....kembang berseri di waktu pagi....kalo kelawar kaki atas pala bawah...hahhaaa....


mana ngko ngn am gi smlm haa.....sian aku...nasib baik mmber aku dr ctz join...siler2 kenal ngan rastamaniac n songoku.....huhu.....jgn ngko ngurat dah la asya....bukan leh caya ngko ni...gedik semacam je 2 3 arini...



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Orang layan wol kap laa... wol kap... fainal....

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huhu zidane....kau tetap idola ku.....huhu....


respek ar castezar.....dan2 wat avatar player italy kena tanduk....go zizou go......



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melurr wrote:
melurr....bunga indah di ujung halaman....kembang berseri di waktu pagi....kalo kelawar kaki atas pala bawah...hahhaaa....
mana ngko ngn am gi smlm haa.....sian aku...nasib baik mmber aku dr ctz join...siler2 kenal ngan rastamaniac n songoku.....huhu.....jgn ngko ngurat dah la asya....bukan leh caya ngko ni...gedik semacam je 2 3 arini...


rastamaniac..?? songoku..?? pstt...brapa no tepon..??

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kalau ye pun asya...jgn la rembat dua2..pass la kat aku 1..

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hek hek asya...nak no tepon ya....kedit ngko ada bape....dia takde kat melesia la...

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sejak bila pandai menggatal ni Asya....Abg garukan pakai penyapu lidi nnt baru tau..

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Aziz wrote:

sejak bila pandai menggatal ni Asya....Abg garukan pakai penyapu lidi nnt baru tau..
ape gune pakai pnyapu lidi..nak amek beros dawai nie..baru syahdu si asya tu nnt,ilang la gatai2 beliau tu nnt..hehehe..errr...encik aziz..nah borang nk jd gundek beta ari tu..luse tarikh tamat..jgn lupe isi ek/...hehehe

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tak habis2 lagi ke ko edarkan borang nak jadi gundik tu riesya? la..ngan abe aziz ni pong ko nak bagi..sian le dia dah le penat2 pam tayar tu..paeh tu nak soh layan ko plak..sudah2 le tu riesya oi..buang le tebiat ko yg suka tergedik2 tu..jom jom kita gi berenang..tu ekole dah tunggu lama tuh.,kang ngamuk lak makcik tu..(sambil mengheret riesya yg terlolong2 kerana dipaksa meninggalkan en aziz)

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