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chek_am8848


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Minah membawa boypren bertemu keluarganya di kampung.. Sedang Minah menyiapkan makan malam, boypren nya dok kat ruang tamu sambil borak2 ngan bakal bapak mentua..


Bapak : Best la dok KeyEll kan? Suma besar2, keta besar, umah besau, temberang pun besau gak..
Boypren : Biasala pakcik, Bandaraya katakan.. kalu tak der keje, gaji tak besar takkan dapat dok senang kat sana.. mana2 pun pakai duit...
Bapak : Jadi anak ni orang bergaji besar la....
Boypren : takder la pakcik..skit2 tu adala...
Bapak : Keje haper kat sane? Gaji nyer braper? Maklum la, nak jadi menantu kene la lulus peksa dulu ...
Boypren : Keje sendiri jer pakcik..gaji tu tengok la..kalu hasil rompakan banyak, banyak la dapatnya.. (alamak!!! terlepas ckp plak daaa..)
Bapak : (kompom reject!)


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Place: Kat Umah
Time: Senja..



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hikhik...cam keje ko je am....bukan ko penah apply ke keje gitu.....dapat siap gi rompak megi umah asya....pastu disebabkan kena kejo ngan asya ko mula tuko propesen....jadik supemen spnde dok luo....huhu



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ye melurrr aku sokong ko hahahaha lawaknyer citer nie






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aku tak pernah wak keje camtu la melurr..aku kan anak yang baik... asya bukan kejar aku pasal aku curi megi..tapi pasal nak try megi yang aku masak tu... bau saja pun nak menegakkan bulu roma..

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adeh....aku cam terliur megi mawi lak bila sebut2 megi nih....



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megi mawi gak yg ngko terliur yek..nyampah aku...

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oi mi mawi tu namanya mamee la..bukan megi..apa raa...x belajar ilmu hisab ke masa kat sekolah?

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oooo...bab bape ek dia tulis mawi tu mamee....cikgu tu bagi jaran sesat tul la...nak kena saman nih...

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Ni kali kedua dah aku bangkitkan isu mamee ni di parlimen....

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chek_am8848


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nath la melurr nie..sampai aku terikut jadi megi..pepun megi sungguh sedap bila kita berada dlm keadaan lapar

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ko lapar ke am...jom2 makan megi nak....asya....masak lerr...jerang air jekk....megi mawi eh...

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eeiii..apa asya plak yg kena msk..??asya tau mkn jer...

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aikk...anak dara nih....masak megi jek...takkan tak reti....abih tu esok2 laki nak makan apa...oder jek ek...

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asya mmg pandai msk..ckp jer msk ape...semua asya pandai msk..tulang sup rie,ayam msk gabriel,stokin nirrajim pedas berlada,kek ala beta,puding castezar vs castello,kek agar2 melurr,mi jawa hazami....ckp jer,suma asya pandai...cuma asya x nak riak jer...

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cicak panggang dibelah 4 bleh tak...?


1 utk melurr


1 untuk cik rie


1 untuk castezas dan 1 bahagian lagi untuk tukang mask asya...



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chek_am8848 wrote:

cicak panggang dibelah 4 bleh tak...? 1 utk melurr 1 untuk cik rie 1 untuk castezas dan 1 bahagian lagi untuk tukang mask asya...
hahaha...disebabkan aku baik ati...maka aku bagi kat ko la am bagian aku....ambik pree jekkk...aku tak mintak bayo..

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tadi ngko mintak banjer...aku dah banjer juak mahal lak

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kalo nak banjer jom la kenny rojers ke.....ikan bako kerr....megi watpe.....tu time darurat leh la....huhu...

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jom aku banjer ngko nasi lemah katak goreng..nak tak? woi..woi..nak kemana tu? org nak banjer dia lari lak...hampeh tull

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nasi lemak katak goreng tu kesukaan casrezar...huhu....ko banjer dia je lah....aku makan megi pun kenyang gak....

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makan megi jer..cian nyer..takder duit ker? nak amik tempurung nie..pi la dok tepi kaki lima tu... dapat gak samah srial..

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duk tepi kaki lima bes gak apa...leh cuci mata....baru la aku tak rabun...jernih jek pemandangan...


 


 


p/s castezar nih tido depan pc kerr.....post laa....time aku ada idea nak merapu ni...



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bukan tertido..tapi pitam makan cicak panggang belah 4 tadi..

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fitnatul minal kubro.....dia tgh edit myspace la am....huhu...



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yer ker...kalu yer pun berbalas2 la kat sini ..cian kiter berdua jer...

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tu kat pantun kita tu dia balas dah.....hahaha...aku siap pvte suh dia post....

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cak! (lalala nak kasi panjang sikit)

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cakkk....huhu...kasi pjg2 sampai 3 page....rekod aku ngan am 2 je ek....ni pecah rekod dah ni am....kul 4.32 pagi....isnin kang kena bambu la....hahhaa....

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hehehehehe.......ada kekosongan lagi ke????????????

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hek hek...silerr.....byk lagi tempat kosong...kalo tak muat...suh am supeman dok luo....

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