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chek_am8848


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andai kengkawan ada idea, sila lah mempersembahkan ayat omputeh yang bangang bunyi dan maknanya....


contoh:


Sleman: How do you go to school every day?


Melurr: I walk to school by boat.



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Aweks_HapPy


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beDoL want going the sch0ol...and then samd0l see beDoL bring the bag...

samd0l : where are u going now?
beDoL : i want steal..you want join??




ekekek..grammar lintang pukang!!

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ni kisah benar ok...aku baca dlm inbox hp aSya :

''Excuse me..i hear u sick.last time i meet ur bro at kedai runcit there.r u sihat now?''

''owh....i see..its ok la u can do more gooder than him..!! U can..!! plz show him dat u r not the stupidest..!!! "

aku dgn asya masa tu mcm nak pengsan ketawa baca msg2 kat atas ni..sms tu dihantar oleh anak sedara kitorang..umur 16 thn....dia budak filipin,x fasih BM jadi dia campur2..tgk2 inggeris dia pun hampeh gak...heheheheheheh.......

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sorang omputeh sengau sedang mandi kat kolam....


tetiba dia jerit...i'm thinking!...i'm thinking! lepas tu dia mati lemas...


apa yng korang dapat pikirkan?



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Aziz wrote:

ni kisah benar ok...aku baca dlm inbox hp aSya :

''Excuse me..i hear u sick.last time i meet ur bro at kedai runcit there.r u sihat now?''

''owh....i see..its ok la u can do more gooder than him..!! U can..!! plz show him dat u r not the stupidest..!!! "

aku dgn asya masa tu mcm nak pengsan ketawa baca msg2 kat atas ni..sms tu dihantar oleh anak sedara kitorang..umur 16 thn....dia budak filipin,x fasih BM jadi dia campur2..tgk2 inggeris dia pun hampeh gak...heheheheheheh.......


ala abg ajis nih potong stim btul...baru aku nak cerita,dia dah cerita..tapi kwn aku ni ada sorg yg mmg teruk la BI dia..pernah 1 hari dia pergi minum kat gerai apa ntah..lebih kurg mcm bar la.. n then pas tu ada sorg negro tu tanya "hello..what u doin'?watching football?" then kwn aku yg sengal ni jawab ''aaa...nothing..juz like-like.." (maksud : xder..saja suka2)



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chek_am8848 wrote:


sorang omputeh sengau sedang mandi kat kolam....


tetiba dia jerit...i'm thinking!...i'm thinking! lepas tu dia mati lemas...


apa yng korang dapat pikirkan?



ooo.. die nk kate i'm sinking! i'm sinking? aaa.. akupaham.. aku pandai bahase sengau.. sbb aku slalu teman cik akole gi beli belah.. beliau tu sengau sket.. byk sgt isap rokok.. jd aku la slalu jd tukg translate die..

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hahaha..emm..ms aku dok lepak2 ngn membe2 aku..kitowg wat gile kat satu warung tu..membe aku ckp la arinie ari BI(cam kat skul plak)kite kene ckp BI kalau sesaper ckp BM jgn lyn..so salah sowg dari kitowg nak order air,beliau nak order air kosong..kowg tau beliau ckp aper...???ekehkehkeh..nak tgelak plak aku bile igt balik...

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this is the fish.... the fish is the this.... fish this is the....



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ehem..ehem..dont play play r rie..

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this is the fish.... the fish is the this.... fish this is the....



dushhh...ha` kan dh kene sepak..what rie mister cakap..?mister rie cakap what..rie mister what cakap..?muhahahaha

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mauf car-law saiyer char-cup biginiy..qerraney saiyer bha-ru puelang darhi l0nd0n...saiyer terSey-sat mar-suk dar-lerm iny four-rem...anyway i h0pe u 0reng buley tun-jug Jay-len Qeu-lue-war...sey-sia-perg yhang tue-l0ng tun-jug are-jar saiyer bur-gie whang RM0.10 cens!..anyb0dy help???

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Aweks_HapPy wrote:

mauf car-law saiyer char-cup biginiy..qerraney saiyer bha-ru puelang darhi l0nd0n...saiyer terSey-sat mar-suk dar-lerm iny four-rem...anyway i h0pe u 0reng buley tun-jug Jay-len Qeu-lue-war...sey-sia-perg yhang tue-l0ng tun-jug are-jar saiyer bur-gie whang RM0.10 cens!..anyb0dy help???

ooo...sue-dareh ten-two bore-ley..kere-nare-pere two-one hum-bare bore-ley ter-sere-saret dare-larem four-rem ini..?

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Aweks_HapPy


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oh thx my dear...you can help me right? s0 anyway i want g0 t0 h0tel 10 Bintang..
u buley hunt-tur i d c-tue..??

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adus,sakitnya hatiku membaca apa yang ditulis oleh kamu itu..(malas nak baca sebenarnya)heh,meh aku lak yang buat ayat paling teruq..


 


"hello, may i speyak(speak)to mr.rieak?"


"hmm..this is rieak..how can i ban2 u?"


"can you help me with this kubur punya hole,i need to korek themlah to kuburkan ente punya kucing..help u,help me 2[apakabendanya]"


"syue da very you[sambil buat muka hazami bin izwan pilus]"


so,they arrivelah kat the r.i.p place itu bah..


 


"oh miss phia,whick lobang you want me to gali?"


"owh,i fowgotlah which one..check it one per one lah ohh."


"aww,my nails will patah and buruk..help me!!![sambil buat ala˛ hazami tahan kencing]"


"heh?so the pondanlah you.i~~yk,like my gay cat toolah..want me to kapel the kapel u dua?"


"wuishh,why you susah˛ aa..but,is ur gay cat ensem like hazami?!![buat muka ala˛ manjak]"


"bluekk.." berakhirlah hidup pwincezz phia kerana kehilangan segala cecair di dalam tubuhnya


selepas memuntahkan segala yang termampu ketika melihat gaya rieak ituhh..


 


sekian,terima kasih pawa rut!!


 


p/s:budus  punya ceerita..gerentiz x laku.. 



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fariesya


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huh!!kowg ni sah la dh kene sampuk antu meraban..asyek nak meraba jer..opss salah ckp plak..asyek nak meraban je keje kowg nie..

kowg nie...!!not have a work ke?go make ur work lar...dont meraban-raban kat cni..

ekehkehkeh..beta pong dh tkene sawan mraban plak..muahahaha

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howz doz youz eatz andz thenz watz doz youz eatz? SuperZ SaiyaZ

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phia_1001


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howz doz youz eatz andz thenz watz doz youz eatz? SuperZ SaiyaZ

hmmm..budus lak yerh aku membacanya..sungguh menyakitkan hatiku ini jugak bacaan mantera semerah darah korunk..

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seot : What is that greeny thingy aroung your pusats???
soet : Ana...filful....wal anta...celahulki..mal attigurun....tompok2 taik unta.......
soot : same-same to me........

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seot : What is that greeny thingy aroung your pusats???
soet : Ana...filful....wal anta...celahulki..mal attigurun....tompok2 taik unta.......
soot : same-same to me........

APAKENA ngan budakz nih..lawak2..inilah ayat bangang yang berkualiti!!hahahahahha..

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