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udalolli_85


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sorang wartawan menemuramah sorang nelayan yg bjaye..temuramah bbunyi bgini:

w: wah,pcik..untung sy dpt jmpe pcik arini..seorg nelayan yg bjaye.skg nk mtk pcik
kongsi rahsia mcm mne pcik ble jd nelayan yg bjaye spt arini..yela,byk ikan pcik
dpt tgkp..
N: ooo..xde ape yg spesel pun..tp ade la ptue nye..
w: ape die?
N: mcm ni..mlm sblm tgkp ikan,pcik tgk cre istri pcik tdo..klo die tdo mngiring ke knan,
ble tgkp ikan,pcik tebar jale ke kanan..klo die tdo mngiring ke kiri, pcik tebar jale ke
kiri..sure dpt byk ikan..
w: ooooooo..abis tu, klo istri pcik tdo tlentang,camne plk pcik?
N: X TRUN KE LAUT R PCIK..REZKI DPAN MATE...

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APA yg rezeki nya???

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rezki pcik tula..ehem2..

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ish x paham2 jugak.........


dah besar cam galah pun x paham2 lagi.....


 


 



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istrinye pcik 2...rezki xtnilai..xabes mkn..agknye..ble ke cmtu?phm dak?


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aaaaa ape yg rezeki nye neh ....x paham langsung aaaaaa

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TheMask wrote:

aaaaa ape yg rezeki nye neh ....x paham langsung aaaaaa


emm..takpe la TheMasker..ko g lam bilik ko..pastu g kat rak buku,pastu ko amek buku tentang ekonomi rumah tangge...pastu ko bace n fahami isi2 lam buku tu,pas ko bace mesti ko paham tntg crt nie..kalau ko takde buku nie,ko g tnye je mak ko..sure ko kene lempang..muahaha

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fariesya wrote:


TheMask wrote:

aaaaa ape yg rezeki nye neh ....x paham langsung aaaaaa


emm..takpe la TheMasker..ko g lam bilik ko..pastu g kat rak buku,pastu ko amek buku tentang ekonomi rumah tangge...pastu ko bace n fahami isi2 lam buku tu,pas ko bace mesti ko paham tntg crt nie..kalau ko takde buku nie,ko g tnye je mak ko..sure ko kene lempang..muahaha



ko ikut je la nasihat parisa yg last tu. ko g tanyer kt mak kau, klu x pun ko g tanyer kt cikgu.


 



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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Paham dah pahammmm kalo masok tingkatan 3 nanti ade arrr BAB 4 kan muahahahahahhhahahhaha

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Paham dah pahammmm kalo masok tingkatan 3 nanti ade arrr BAB 4 kan muahahahahahhhahahhaha

huh! lemau betul r dak maskara ni. nk 2gu masuk tingkatan 3 manggis br nk pandai.

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hah...kalau bab 4 tingkatan 3 manggis tu...dak parisya abdul kulup mmg pandai...beliau tak pyh baca buku hatta tak masuk kelas pun...beliau leh score bab tu...sbb beliau mmg buat ujikaji tu kat luar kelas...pastu beliau praktikan utk lebih phm...kan parisya kan...

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eloka wrote:

hah...kalau bab 4 tingkatan 3 manggis tu...dak parisya abdul kulup mmg pandai...beliau tak pyh baca buku hatta tak masuk kelas pun...beliau leh score bab tu...sbb beliau mmg buat ujikaji tu kat luar kelas...pastu beliau praktikan utk lebih phm...kan parisya kan...


yer..yer..beta mmg salu wat xperimen thadap tentang bab tu..emm..makin ramai dh model2 beta menolong beta menyiapkan xperimen tu..model2 nie la yg salu wat ape yg beta suruh,beta pulak akan mencatat ape yg telah thasil selepas model2 beta melakukan xperimen tsebut..apekah tindakan riflek menutup idong akan tjadi apabile seseowg terkentut dan menghasilkan bau yg sungguh nirrojim..emm..beta masih lg menjalankan xperimen itu,di mane model2 beta akan melakukan pkare2 tersebut..model beta cik rie akn mengentutkan diri beliau,manekale model yg bname akole,gab,kuil akan menjadi bhn tindakan riflek..beta nk pastikan adekah mereke btige ni akan menutut idong mereka serta merta lepas si rie mngentutkan diri beliau..muahahaha

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ayu_ida


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kelakar juga

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weh parisya...tu bukan xperimen kentut tu la...ni xperimen lain...buat2 tak phm plak beliau ni....ke ko nak join budak maskara tu masuk kelas 3 jambu balik...


eleh...nak cover ler tu....hihihi...



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hhuhuhu ape kes wat perkara mungkar tuhh ...wat abey dose je kalo dah kawin x paa aaarrr

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TheMask wrote:

hhuhuhu ape kes wat perkara mungkar tuhh ...wat abey dose je kalo dah kawin x paa aaarrr


tu la parisa, ko wat xperimen x ajak maskara ni, kn die dh x paham.


saudara maskara, utk makluman saudara, perkara yg d lakukn oleh parisa mulus ni bknlah sesuatu yg mungkar, tp adalah akhlak yg terpuji malah d tuntut oleh ahli GC ni.


parisa mulus, apa 2gu lg. bwk dak maskara ni masuk bilik, ajar dia ngaji.



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aku dah khatam laa ape laa ......korang yang x khatam lagi kot ....

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emmmm...cam2 erk???

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