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Ada seorang lelaki tua berambut panjang.. bermisai lebat dan berjanggut panjang pergi kesebuah kedai gunting.. Wajahnya yang kusut masai itu umpama baru keluar dari persembunyian di hutan..

Lelaki tua : "Saya nak gunting rambut.. cukur misai dan janggut.."

Tukang gunting : "Rambut nak fesyen apa?"

Lelaki tua : "Potong pendek aje semuanya"

Tukang gunting itu mula memotong semua rambut.. misai dan janggut lelaki itu hingga selesai..

Tukang Gunting : "Pakcik... pakcik ni dulu seorang askar ya??"

Lelaki tua : "Iya.. mana kamu tahu nak....?"

Tukang gunting : "Saya baru saja berjumpa dengan topi askar di dalam rambut pakcik"

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ekekekek..mesti kes cam rambut allycats!!! hue hue hue hue

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kalo x pun jon bovi wahahahhah

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uikS..tetahu je mask!...mesti kes mask lah org tua tu eh!!!!! kui kui kui

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EHH BUKAN SILAP EJA LAA ....BON JOVI LAA ...wahahahahah ...Wat pengetahuan korang bukan aku yg rambut panjang tuh ekkk rambut ku hanya ditiup angin wahahahaha

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lah d tiup angin!..kan ape tadi...eceh..ceh..ceh....c0ntr0l lak budak the mask nie!!

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wahahahaahhah sape x sayang rambut ...bukan cam melorr 1 rambut pon tarak ...



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unt0ng melur...sebab dia cute...dari west!!! dah lah b0tak...pastu s0mb0ng lak tu!!!ahakS..

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cian kat dier awak kutuk dier ....

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uikS..terkutuk lak...tak pasan lah the mask!...huhuh..
mintak amp0o0n ye west!!...jangan balas dendam udah!>.
mampus nak cari 1001 t0k b0m0h..nak lawan dia nanti!>.

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Jangan takot MISTER RIE Ade (dengaq cita MISTER RIE BOMOH)

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uikS ya ke?? ni yang nak cari mister rie skrg nie...
ahakS...tak ada lah aweks takut nanti..right the mask!?

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betoi2 MISTER RIE LEH ubat kan mesti wes tuh kena balik kan wahahah (gelak Hantu)

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uikS..gelak hantu!..ish2....seram2 sejuk lah kat tempat aweks nie..
nie ketawa ke..gelak ni?? lain macam je bunyi dia...huhuhuhu....

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awak tahu ke tidak awak gelak puaka tuh sampai dengar kat SOUND saye ..nak dengar lagu pon x bley ...wahahahah

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uikS>.ya ka the mask!! nie yang nak ketawa lagi nie!!
muakakakakak

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awak neh aweks happy asyik gelak je ..ape laa

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ahakS..kata aweks hapyp..sure kene gembira..tak kan d0k sedey je..

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hidup aweks heppy....!!!!!!


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alongisz wrote:

hidup aweks heppy....!!!!!!




uikS..terkezut aweks Long....ahakS..
idup aweks happy eh?? eheheh...sem0ga aweks panjang um0,...

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