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Job vacancies



Immediate Vacancies


We are a local thieves gang specializing in snatching handbags in Klang


Valley and Johor Bahru. We are seeking money-orientated and


result-driven professionals to join our team. Successful candidates can


expect excellent money and attractive fringe benefits. We are now


seeking highly motivated team players to join our force in our recent


expansion.


Snatch Thieves


( Klang Valley and Johor Bahru)


 


 


Responsibilities:


* To snatch women handbags on the street.


Requirements:


* Candidate must at least a drug addict, jobless bum, mat rempit or equivalent.


* At least 1 - 2 year(s) of crime experience in Malaysia (other countries may be considered)


* Applicants must be aggressive, daring, outgoing, and adventurous personality.


* Motivated and able to work independently, not necessarily a team player.


* Able to snatch things at fast pace and poses excellent motorcycle driving skills.


* Good command of vulgarity in spoken & written English, Bahasa Melayu,


and Chinese dialect would be advantageous.


* Applicants must be willing to work in designated places, travel outstation & possess own transport (motorcycle).


* Applicants can be Malaysian citizens or illegal immigrant; jobless fresh graduates are also welcomed.


* Full-Time positions available.



Apply before 31st December 2006.



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alamak!! nk kene skeaping omputeh lak ke ni?? huh.. aku try la jawab.. nk apply keje kena tulis surat rasmi kan?..


To: Mie Penang                                                                                                    


Head of Thieves organization                                                                                         


Colombia                                                                                                                   ------------------------------------------                                                               


WES 8054 


Busy-bodier, full-time "penyagak"                                                                  


Geng Cerita


Sir,


Job Application.. i want it, desperately..just give it la to me...


my name is wes 8054.. i am a full-time jobless,hopeless fresh graduates of Sungai buloh prison with excellent records of robbing banks,cars, kren, public toilets and kindergarden.. i am ery looking forward to work with u guys coz i've become so boring of doing nothing n "lepaking" at the forum..please give me the job.. i would also later encourage my "kronis" : akole, pariesya, asya n elyzaBMW to join this bloody group.. becoz they all also look like "penyangak"..


thank u very2 much..


WES 8054


 



-- Edited by quillaia at 22:40, 2006-09-15

-- Edited by quillaia at 22:41, 2006-09-15

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