When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, It really works!
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour? The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
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son_goku_132000 wrote: ape ni... ape ni... owang skang xyah tengok kamus dah.... tengok jer perkataan tuh.... pk lam otak ckit... trus dapat jawapan...
waseh!!sungguh tidak memahami sindiran aku dak nih..
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sbnarnyer ko yg menang dlm bab2 menyindir n menjatuhkan maruah mlyu..aku akui yg martabat kau sbg seorg mlyu amat mengecewakan aku leh bg ko gred E..inipon dah kira bagus n mencukupi bagi seorg yg loyer brk cam ko ni
ni ape ke henye bebudak kecik nih!! dari suke2 dah bergaduh plak..naik fenin aku membaca posting korunk nih..ihhh dah lapor balik ar...jom Q kita gi makan..
