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son_goku_132000


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Dgn ibu bapa GUNALAH budi bahasa
Dgn kawan GUNALAH kepercayaan
Dgn awek GUNALAH kelembutan
Tapi kalau dgn 'rejoice' GUNA jari pun boleh



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Lama Ku PenDam PeraSaaN ini


Dan KuIngin Katakan PadaMu,


SeBeNarNyerK


I


I Lo


I Lov


I Love Y


I Love Yo


I Love Yogurt ..


ok bUbYee



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son_goku_132000


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DuLu....



SaYa PeRnAh
SuKakAn DiA...


dULu...


SaYa PeRnAh
CiNtAkAn DiA...


tApi SeKaRaNg...



DaH pUtUs...



YeLaa...



















SeLiPaR jEpUn,
MaNa tAhaNkAn????



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SENYUM pd orang tua tanda syg.

SENYUM pd kanak2 tanda kasih.

SENYUM pd kekasih tanda cinta.

SENYUM depan PC tanda gila,

masih SENYUM lg...mmg sah GILA!


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TheMask


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Sudah


Lama


Ku Ingin


Melafazkan Kpd Kamu ...


AKu


Mencintaimu


Menyayangimu


MenyuKaimu


Dan


hanya engkau


Di Hatiku


HeKk


EleH...


SaLah NomBer


La Plak!


Sory YeRk




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son_goku_132000


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sebut betul-betul

NANGKA, NENAS, NANGSAT
NAMBNUTAN, NURNIAN
NEMBNIKAI

bersabarlah...
tiada sape yg ingin di lahirkan SENGAU seperti anda



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i love you


why??


u give light in my life


u colour my life,


that why i love you...


Thank You Tenaga Nasional BErHaD Hehehe ..



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TheMask


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Reminder Note :07-12-2006


Remember d 1st


Time WE Meet


it Woz A rainy


Day,Car StoppeD


At The Signal


u Were At D


Window,


i Opened D


Window,N U SaiD


"Mintak SEdekah CiK ' Whehehe




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TheMask


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10 EkoR SyaiTaN,


ke Rumah Ku,


Dia B'kate,


Ingin  Membunuh Org2 yg Baik


Dan COmeL,


Aku M'CaDanG Name Mu,


AKu T'KeJut,


Bila MerEkA B'Kate


 


 


ITU BOSS KAMI!!




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son_goku_132000


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Kiter nyanyi same2 ek...
1 2 3 Mula...








di mane dia kawan2 saya..
kawan2 sy tengah makan sosej..



















Di mane dia anak kambing saya...
Anak Kambing sy tgh baca mesej...
huahuahua

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SaYa SuKa CaRa aWaK...



















bErBudi BaHaSa BiLe BeRcAkAp...



















sEnTiAsA JuJur & IkHlAs...



















sEnYuMaN MaNiSs...



















rEnUnGaN yG mEnDaLaM!!!



















SaYa SuKa sAnGaT!!!!!



















TaPi?????



















Eh???? Ni No SaPe??? Ya Allah..SiLaP SeNd..
SORRY!!!!!!

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when i hungry i eat kenta-KEY


when i need to drive i take car-KEY


not like this mon-KEY


just sitting down & goyang ka-KEY




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P-peraturan
I-isyarat
T-trafik
son_goku_132000


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==oo0oo====oo0oo==
/ / ,***. / /
| ! '( o o ) / /
\ ') (--) / /



Oooo... patutlah lama
tak send msg kat aku.
Hang kat atas
pokok rupanya.

Turun!! Turun!!



-- Edited by son_goku_132000 at 11:14, 2006-12-20

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Ada 2 eko kucing ....Name Dier MUKE n PunGGONG ..MUKE aku Kasi kat Kau .. PUNGGONG aku Simpan ..1 Day MUKE x Siden ..pas2 Mati ...tiap Kali AKu Tengok PUNGGONG aku teringat Muke Kau ...Kalo lA Muke X Eksiden,Mesti MUKE kau CM PUNGGONG aku ...hahahahah

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when i see a baby,
I REMEMBER TEDDY BEAR dOLL

when i see a little gul,
I REMEMBER BARBIE DOLL

when i see U,
I REMEMBeR SETAN GONDOL

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jangan kau kocok hidupku...kerna ku xmau hidupku dikocok2

selamat pergi ke BLOG KOCOK-KOCOK aku


mesinduit-1.gifimp.php?a_aid=nh72666&a_bid=bc4b826c
geng GC wajib klik gambar ('_+)



ajak kawan2 ramai2 meroyan di sini jugak!! muahahahahaaaaa!!!. SILA KLIK!!
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if u need ADVICE
MSG ME

if u need a FRIEND
CALL ME

if u need MONEY
the number u have dialed is not in service.
PLIZ DON TRY AGAIN!

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mesinduit-1.gifimp.php?a_aid=nh72666&a_bid=bc4b826c
geng GC wajib klik gambar ('_+)



ajak kawan2 ramai2 meroyan di sini jugak!! muahahahahaaaaa!!!. SILA KLIK!!
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maybe ni last msg dr aku.sebab













aku dipenjara sekarang








atas tuduhan memiliki











WAJAH YANG JELITA, aku tak mampu berbuat apa2
sebab buktinya terlalu kukuh!!!










maafkan ku!!

-- Edited by heartinvain at 12:50, 2007-01-28

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heartinvain


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AWAS! JGN TEKAN simbol 'ARROW' KEBAWAH!!


























   '''
o(..)o    DaSaR MoNyeT nggAk bisA ngerti tuLiSan MaNusIa
(----)    DibiLAng JaNgaN kok DiTeKan Juga..!!

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ada 3 ekor tikus

masg2 tnjuk lagak.

tikus 1: racun tikus aku buat macam makn kacang je..x mati pun.

tikus 2:aku kalau kena perangkap tikus..aku bt main je...x skit pun.

tikus 3 lama...sgt berpikir...

tikus 3: korang tengok kucing bunting tu, hah..akulah yg buntingkannya!...

hehe...tikus 3 lg hebat.



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sahabat bukan macam papan sket...
blum main gilap, dah main pijak.....

sahabat bukan macam bola sepak...
blum dapat kejar, dah dapat tendang...

sahabat bukan macam bulu tangkis...
blum main pegang, dah main pukul...

sahabat ibarat bermain ragbi...
blum dapat rebut, dah dapat lingdung...

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DUIT ADALAH SEGALA-GALANYA.
TAK PERCAYA KE ?
LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI !!!!!!!
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ORNG BIASE ANTAR MSG SELALUNYE AKAN TULIS CAMNIE....

HAI.....





SELAMAT PAGI.....





DAH MKAN.......



TGH WAT APE....






CUBE KITE OLAH SIKIT....TERLALUL FORMAL NIE...








HAI AWK...TGH WAT PE....DAH BERAK......

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Cmne klau kite khwin...?



Awk cbalh fkrknnya...



kita tnya pndgan org2 tua




kita tnya camne nak



khwinkn pokok duku dgn
pokok jambu... huhuhu...

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Pls take note.

Effective 28th August 2006, Dato' Khalid Jiwa or better known as Dato' K will transfer & deposit his 'mani' into his new 'Sitibank' account. Tq

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bile Allah nmpk awk
lapar, Die cipte nasi.
bile Allah nmpk awk
pns, Die cipte angin.
bile Allah awk xde kwn,
maka, Die trus cipte sy..
:)

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Surung pupun turun pupun buuh kurunju dulum puruhu suruh mukun suyu mukun suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu

"control ckit MUNCUNG tu.." mcm TENUK je! ha ha ha ha! 

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Tahniah!!! Anda telah
memenangi sebuah
rumah berukuran 7kaki
pjg x 3kaki lebar... Dan
berhias 2 batu nisan...
Serta mndpt pakej pakaian
serba putih... malah percutian
menarik menemui
malaikat maut... berserta talkin
percuma utk seorang. Thank
you... Tungganglah dgn slmt..
Ingatlah org yg tersayang...

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