(tak tau samada citer ni dah ada yg posting atau belum...sowi ler kalau dah ada...)
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen.
adussssssss...fenin kalau ada anak camni, kan..over smart
adehhh zeeta, nko xleh letak tajuk lain ke kat postin' nko tu..pilih le tajuk best22 skit..sian budak tu..dia xbersalah le..itu la akibatnya kalau anak2 ni terlalu terdedah kepada menda2 'luar' yg tak berpekdah tu..bebudak kan senang je tiru2 bahasa yg mcm2 tu..dorang bukannya tahupun makna setiap perkataan yg diucapkan tu..dorang tu men cakap jeks..tu la..mak bapak dia tu yg salah..dah tahu ada anak genius cam tu, cover2 le skit..ni tak..men dedah jeks...iskkkkk
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wulan dah dewasa.. wulan dah pandai bawak keta..awak nak jadi kawan wulan? meh le kawan ngan wulan..nak tak..?
Kesian aku kat Bob Wahab.. atas sifat beliau yg lembam fikiran, tentu beliau terkulat2 nk memahami lawak citer omputih ni. Itu laa.. suruh pegi sekolah, beliau suka ponteng.
Tp jangan kata beliau.. aku sendiri pun tak paham! Yg aku gelak2 lawak kat atas tu, aku gelakkan diri aku la..
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