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cactusbiru


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lam ape?

lambak..yeaaa marilah kite joget lambak..mari menari...

ri pa??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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ri ape???

riecipan....rie lg...bosan aku...xde name ln ke...

ke ape???

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KE APE???

KEDAI......

DAI APE?????

DAIYA......
LUPAKAN YANG LAIN....
sambil naik gajah pusing pusing bandar

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dai aper
daim..(nama coklat tuh)
im aper??

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im ape???

im...im.....im laaaa....imran ank pak soid, pakai songkit, kepala ngok ngek, jln t'jengkit2, mcm kene sumpit bru lepas blik merempit
pit ape???

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pit apa??

"pit yang ni ko tak bleh pakai, montoya... ko kene pakai pit yang nombor lima tu... situ senang sikit nak isi minyak.." kata teknision F1 racing car kepada juan pablo montoya ketika mereka membuat pemilihan pit kat litar Glasgow.



Gow apa?

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gow apa???(sori w xder kena langar gan massa)

go..go..go 46 jerit princess sasuke,smpai terputus urat-sarafnyer,
tatkala valentino rossi memotong marco melandri

ri apa??

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tak bleh...takbleh...

princes... buat ayat lain.... mana aci cenggini


gow apa?

(gerenti takde orang buleh sambung punyer)

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gow ape??

gower..,kate sin chan utk melengkap kan grammar bg ayat tersebut.. tp malang nye jwpn itu salah belaka dan menyebabkan beliau kena berdiri di luar pintu gate sambil ditemani pak guard..

ard ape??
(jwb weh...jwb..!!!)


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ard ape??

"Ard... Ard.... ko nak pegi mana tu? shooting dah nak start ni" kata pengarah rancangan Tom Tom Bak kepada adik Ard @ Ardruse.


ruse apa?

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ruse ape???

rusenak mat aripan...knl???knl??? xkn xknl kott.....cube ingt....

gt ape????

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RUSE LARI RUSE LARI KEJAR2....
BAHASA LORAT KUALA LUMPUR.......

PUR APE........

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Purnama..

Aku memang pantang bila jumpa bulan purnama mengambang cenggini..
Mula la rasa takut antu kom-kom datang..Makkkk, nak terkucil..

Cil apa?

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CILI.....bnde nie la yg disumbat ke dlm lubang najis kak rose...1 tan skali masuk....maunye x kentut beliau kuar api...huyoo....

yoo ape???

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yoo..yoo..what's up men..

kata gabuyut sambil menari ala2 rap walaupon mempunyai perut saiz dugong..huduh giler, mcm tuuuut..


Tuuuut ape?



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Tuuuut....Tuuuut....KenTuuuut .....kate lubang najis kak rosenah mat aripan....

pan aper????

-- Edited by Mat tHe MatiCs at 14:04, 2007-07-12

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tuuuut apa?

tuuuuut tuuuuuut tut tut..nombor yang ada dail tiada dalam perkhidamtan..sila dail doploh tahun lagi..harap maklum...

Lum apa..?

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Lum pangggg...Long lauuuuu (lagu cina zaman chow yun fatt jadik hero)

Ko nyanyi tu sedap Mat, tapi kalo ko x nyanyi lagi la sedap..

Dap ape?

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dap dip dup..dap dip dup...bla bla bla..jantung berdebar hati berbunga amboi...
(lagu dangdut...)...

dut apa?

-- Edited by princess_sasuke at 14:20, 2007-07-12

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dut..dutt...duttttt...drrruttttt...duttttt...

Bunyi kentut rose ketika beliau duduk atas kerusi... baunya amat nirrajim.


Jim ape??

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Jim jim jim. tempat besenam.

Nam ape!

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Nam buti koi nam buti nang

(mentera siam untuk memudahkan kita berak cirit)



Rit ape?

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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ritambi chik....ade rosetambi chik....

chik aper???

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rit ape?

rit ke red?? marah cactus tatkala cube nk ngajo matematik tambahan yg lembam pikiran..

ran ape?

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ran online,,,uhhh games apa nie,,aku pun tak taw main game ni camna..

na apa?



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ran... raaaannnnn... ran for yo laif...... (jerit gab ketika melarikan diri dari serbuan jabatan agama ketika beliau bermadu mesra dengan bob wahab, pelat sungguh dia punya english)



Lish ape??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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nat beskal msk kari...mknn kegemaran sesuke suki....

ki aper???

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ki ape??

kira nye ku tahu...drama samarenda yg matematik slalu layan..tangkap leleh hingus kate beliau....

au ape??
(gerenti ade nyah yg au..au..lps nih)

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aurat. cactus salu mendedahkn auratnyer yg persis tong drum d warung pakmat, menyebabkn ramai pengunjung yg mati akibat membunuh diri secara sukarela.

la la la ape?

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cactusbiru


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la la la lapan lagi... kate ellyza ketika sedang wat senam erobik..

bik ape??

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