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ellyzaBMW


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bik!!!... OOooo.. bik!. mana pulak bibik aku ni. hah! kat sini rupnyer mencurik tulang. kelihatan kaktus sekonyong konyong lari menyelamatkn diri. lalu d tangkap polisi kerna lari laju melebihi had kelajuan.

an an an apa?

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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anjung itu adalh tmpt ripan menunjukkn pelan banggunan kepd kaktus bulu....

lu hape???

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lubang...lubang jamban c rose terlalu besar

sar apa??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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SARS????ape??? heliza mesbon kene SARS???

lari....lari..lari...

ri aper???

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cactusbiru


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risau plak aku nengok si mat tu kena penyakit sawan lelabi...

bi ape?

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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bir..minum kegemaran saye...sy minum due...kate kaktus bulu....

lu hape????

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lu..lu.. gua..gua..,marah cactus tatkala dah mereng kena minum bir..

bir ape?

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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biru giler muke k kaktu bulu...giler nye mabuk nie.....("nie kalo bwk balik bilik aku nie pon best nie....leh gak melepaskn nafsu serakah aku....hahahahha...." kate mat di dlm hati beliau)

au aper????

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aura..
ra apa dong!!!

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rakusnye mat melepaskan napsu serakah beliau kat kambing kesayang nenek jiran die tu.ala anak cik kiah yg sbelah umah osman ketot cucu pak mat tempe kawan si dolah motobot..
ha bot ape??

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cactusbiru


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botox keluaran rose mmg terhangit dipasaran..tu haa pelanggan tetap beliau si mat tu la.. kate nye nk bikin pelan bangunan gune botox..

tox ape??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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toxic yg kuar dr saluran najis kaktus bulu amt lah neraka baunya sekali....

li ape????

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"lipan... ooo lipan... mana pula anak aku si lipan ni? abih kasut dia letak merata" Kata Puan Gajah yang mempunyai anak lipan dalam iklan Airwick.


Wick apa??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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Wickang....erti name lain....t'angkat tayar belakang....sempoi siut....

ut ape???

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utraman taro.........sedang naik gila lalu memasukkan kuasanya ke dalam badan semung.
mung aper......????

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"mung gi beloh sane... penyu manyok bertelo kak situ... tapi mung jangang lupe bawok lapu suloh, kang dok napok mende-mende...." Kate harun salim iklim dalam loghat gganu....




nu mende??

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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nurul hidayah binti mister rie...hu...huduh btl kalo name ank rie kalo d bin kn dgn namenye....

nye haper???



-- Edited by Mat tHe MatiCs at 12:26, 2007-07-13

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nyenak yea mkn ari nie........lauk tempoyak plk 2.peh........




peh......apeee?????ape??????

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Mat tHe MatiCs


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pehal nie serindik...reti ngeja ke x????nyenak???? xprnh2 aku dgr....giler...giler...

ler ape????

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lerrrrrr..tu pon ko xtau ke mat...nyenak tu adelah sebutan bg mereka yg pelat percakapan nye.. eligment x berape betul la tu..nk kene modified balik...

lik ape??

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"lerrriiii....leerrriiiii.... diseptikon ganyas menyenyangggg (lariii...larii... diseptikon ganas menyerang)" kata seekor autobot sengau iaitu bumblebee.


bee apee??

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beem....beeemmmm.....beeemmmm...action punch......kate sin chan smbil b'main ank patungnya yg b'bentuk super hero action kame....

me aper????

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cactusbiru


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mee pulau pinang..meh le berdating ngan sy..sy ni cun dr cactus tau..awww...., kate mat yg terpanah asmara dek mate mee pulau pinang yg macho..

cho ape??

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chooooooooooooooisssssssssssssssssssssss...............suke suki jer ko mengosip aku ngn c mie p.mutiara nie.... aku laki sejati la...aku bknye makhluk songsang..xcaye, meh aku pnjam ko sehari kaktus bulu....ko tgk hasilnye.....ko akn tau kehebatan aku.....kehebatan m'cukor bulu dada la....kn kaktus bulu nie byk bulu dada....

da aper????

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sungguh cerempet skali la ko nih cactusjack.....ada ke patut si mat spastik nih dating ngan aku....ko ingat aku nih hape hahhhh....daripada layan si mat spastik nih adalah lebih afdal kiranya aku melayan kartun spongebob....

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cactusbiru


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true..true..amat cerempet kan cactus tu..adelah lbh molek klu sy je yg dating ngan mee pulau pinang kan..

errr...tekeluar tajuk lak...

lak ape?? (sambung weh...sambung..)

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lak aper???

laksa ler..aku suke makan laksa..ade ke sapa2 yg nak blanja aku makan laksa??

sa aper??

sakit rr, fie, nape nko cubit aku...ok..ok jom aku blanja nko makan laksa?? teruk tol le budak fir nih!!

nih aper???



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Nih ape?

Nih nampak nie?? Penumbuk!! Bila masa aku cubit ko haa zeeta?

ade hati nak p party liar kunun..

Nun ape?



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Zeeta


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nun jauh kat ampang sana le umah lucky tu..nko tau ke gi umah dia..
nko nak ikut ke??..eleehhh cakap je la kalau nak ikut...


ha.. kut aper??

kut ye pun, ajak le rie skali..tak baik tglkan dia bl ade party liar cam ni..

ni aper??


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rose


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ni la akhlak bebudak remaja zaman sekarang...yg si lakibini pon satu, pejadah beliau anjurkan party liar??

ar ape??

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