Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .......... Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right? Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah! Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ............
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ? PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not? Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
kesimpulannya...!! aiyahhh...!!
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wulan dah dewasa.. wulan dah pandai bawak keta..awak nak jadi kawan wulan? meh le kawan ngan wulan..nak tak..?
ape yg tak senonoh tu kektus.. dowang cuma citer pasal korek idung jer la.. x kan ko x penah korek idung kektus.. tu...tu...ko tgh korek idung kan...sungguh x sopan skali ko ni kektus...
ko ni kaktus.. nampak sgt tak baca citer nie.. kan dh kantoi.. hua hua hua.. lucky.. citer ni pasal org kocek idung yer? eh kaktus, ko nyuruk dlm kain rie??? nak ikut!! dh lama aku tunggu peluang nie.. pasti takkan aku lepaskan.. bulih yer kaktus.. kita nyuruk sama2 dlm kain rie yer..
eh ye ke sex tu cam korek idung je, wulan...isk isk..kalau korek idung pakai jari kelingking, ok la..tapi kalau korek idung pakai ibu jari..ishhh naye tu wulan..mau pecah lubang idung tuh!!..
laaaaa ape ke henye nko post menda sama sampai 2 kali ni ayie skyketa...isk isk..ni mesti pc nko tu hang tadi...bawak2 le bertenang..tunggu le kejap..takpun nko buang je pc nko tu dalam longkang..mana tau kot2 ada yg bagi nko laptop plak...
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wulan dah dewasa.. wulan dah pandai bawak keta..awak nak jadi kawan wulan? meh le kawan ngan wulan..nak tak..?
