TIPAH budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur. Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town" mula lupa asal usul. pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dengan lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfreindnya yang bermata biru. Punya eksen si Tipah hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki mat saleh tadi dengan wanita lain yang lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tipah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam keempat, Tipah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutusakna perhubunganya dengan lelaki mat saleh tadi yang baru sebulan dikenalinya. Begini bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Tipah Binti Kulup Kecil yang bejaya dicuri oleh kawan-kawannya.
Dear John...
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again!!! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first i think my friend lie me. But now i know you correct-correct play wood three. Si, i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, i cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
