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lailatul


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np ilang lak selera ko?? nak suruh ciper jepun or myname yg peram dlm perut diaorg ke? sasuke kalo ko tgk dinho sejuta kali baru ko prasan yg dinho 2 sebenarnya lelaki pujaan ko tau..baik ko tgk skrang..

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btl tu cik laila... cube ko peratikn gg jongos beliau... kt c2 jer dh terserlah pujaan beliau terhadap cik pinces... blm aku bg tau lg kejongos beliu yg berikutan...

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aku gan jongos tu,da berabad ta

org berkasih2an...malangnyeee

dia mnduakan cintaku.Sudahla gg jongos

miang mnlbihi mnara klcc,dssbkan itu

hti aku da tawar utk jongos dan gg2nyeee

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ko xpndi la cik pinces.. ko bermesra2 jer la ngn si jongos tu..bile ko dh dpt rete die, apa lg cabut la.. kn jongos tu kaya merangkap mentega kacang lady choice..

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setakat jongos tuu,apalaa sgt

kang ni aku dah da pnnganti jongos tu

lgi nsem bergaya..nicky hayden tuu

teman tapi mesra aku...jongos tu da

lama aku buang dri idup aku

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Mat rempit tu yg ko berkenan.... ala..c heyden tu eden knal..bkn ade duit sgt pon... kaki pompuan tu.. aku rase jongos tersebut adalh 18x ganda lbh bagus dr mat rempit tersebut..

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huhuhu..cik sasuke dilanda kekecewaan.. sampai ati si jongos mendua, tiga n empat kan ko..si math fail ni tetiba je baik..math fail ko nak ngorat sasuke ke? ko ni pantang ada ruang cpt2 ko msk..gatal + miang betul..

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cik lela unta nie,tetibe jer bek gan aku ni

msti ada mkna nie??xmo la cik lela,dging unta

cik lela mahal sgt,xmmpu saya nak mmbyornyee

taik unta mmpu ler saya!!!tu pun mat hardy bayarkan

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cik lela mmg sontiaso baek...cik sasuke, cik sasuke tau x napa daging unta mahal?? sbb unta x makan n minum seminggu pong x mati..cik lela x trima duit budak fail math... suruh si jongos je bayar

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Mat tHe MatiCs wrote:

Mat rempit tu yg ko berkenan.... ala..c heyden tu eden knal..bkn ade duit sgt pon... kaki pompuan tu.. aku rase jongos tersebut adalh 18x ganda lbh bagus dr mat rempit tersebut..


nicky hayden tuu cinta ke 100 aku,

mana mgkin aku mmper100kan dia...

w.pon mnyak motor dia abis,aku ttp dcc dia,

w.pon tayar motor pancit,aku ttp dcc dia

pndek kata slalu dcc dia laahh



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lailatul wrote:

huhuhu..cik sasuke dilanda kekecewaan.. sampai ati si jongos mendua, tiga n empat kan ko..si math fail ni tetiba je baik..math fail ko nak ngorat sasuke ke? ko ni pantang ada ruang cpt2 ko msk..gatal + miang betul..


Ko nie laila...jgn la mengantoikan aku.. ok la aku b'terus terang... sbnrnye....
aku memang sesejer jer bebaik ngan pinces.. sbb dlm byk2 pompun yg aku jmpa, die sorg jer lyk..xde calon lain ln dah utk m'jd...

TUKANG CUCI TANDAS UMAH ATUK AKU...



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hahahaha... klakar aku dgr bdk fail math nak upah princess jd tukang cuci tandas.. cik sasuke jatuh trus amanah saham bumiputra ko, di buat oleh bdk hingusan fail math ni.. kalo princess jd tukang cuci tandas atuk ko..unta lak jd pe? jd nenek tiri ko ok x?

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Unta??unta tersebut lbh layak untuk disembelih untuk meraikan pinces jd TUKANG CUCI TANDAS...dan nenek aku lbh sesuai menjd mandur beliau...

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hohohoho...sesuka atii jer korg ni!!!

skali aku fire,unta ke mana,boya sakit gg

pon ke mana!!!nak aku jdi tkang cuci tandas konon!!!

motor nicky hayden pon aku xpna lap,

inikan plk mgkuk tndas ko tuu mat hardy..

ko suh jer lele unta watkan tuk ko!!!

ko plak cuci kndang unta dia...haaa

baru adilll

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blh la pinces...aku byr la gaji ko... ko ckp jer ko nak gaji brape??? aku sanggup m'byrnye... tandas kt umah atuk aku tu ada 8 jer..bkn byk...dalm setiap 1 tandas tu plak ader 5 buah jamban jer... boleh la ekk.. aku tau ko syg kt aku kn?? (uweksss....nk t'muntah aku mengeluakn kte2 ini..)

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huh dasar boya tmbaga skit gg,

skali aku flying kick,baru ko taw

antara naruto gan sasuke,sape kuat!!!

apa nie syg2!!!geli tumit aku

dgr prkataan syg ko tuu...

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ceh..nyesal aku ckp.. buat usus aku ngilu jer...abis muke aku bertukar pink sbb thn nk t'muntah akibat nyebut syg... ln la c gab tu..

gab : syg awk...

hazami : syg awk jugak..

gab : muahhh..ckit kat mulut die..
(tiap hari syg)



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sesuka ati ko nak sembelih unta?? byk duit?? aku rasa ko nak sembelih ayam pong x ckp duit.. princess jd kan si fail math ni sbg tukang kebun kat istana gernovia(princess mia).lg satu tugas br ko si fail math..jgn lupa suma najis2 unta dlm kandang harus ni cuci sampai berbau harum..hehehehe..

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la tukang kebun ngan penjaga kandang unta same ke cik laila..mane satu nk lantik nie.. lantik la satu satu, ni bg 2 tugasan dlm 1 mase...ko suruh la abg ariepan tu cuci kandang ko..aku jd la tukang kebun..xpe, demi princess mia, aku sanggup buat apa sj..

err...princess mia tu sapa???

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gibaun ni..majikan sndri pon xtaw

lela unta,ko g taw jap sape majikan dia??

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sabar sasuke..mamat ni mmg sentiasa mamai.. ko tgk oleh, sbb dia x penah lulus math..dia abadikan nama dia sebagai math the matics..bdk cam ni dulu sek kt sindrom down school..meh aku bgtw dia baik2... mamat fail math, kalo ko nak tau princess mia 2, heroin dlm citer princess diaries

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hahaha..tgk laila dh kene tipu...aku tau sbnrnye princes mia tu sapa..sj jer wat xtau.. ala...yg mak die tue org biasekn, bapak die raje.. die dh dh besar. bru die tau identiti die sbnrkn?? apa la.... dasar unta memg slalu kene tipu...

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kureng asam jawa betul bdk fail math ni..x pe2 (ada lori, ada bus..ada ari aku balas) ..unta ni suci tau..x dicemar gan unsu2 busyuk cam antu math..

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tp kalo unta yg dibela oleh cik laila aku amat percaya jika ada unsur papan lunsur dimane kesucian unta t'sebut telah dinodai oleh si jonggos dan bau-bauan celah ketiak en. bob terlekat di unta2 tersebut...

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Mat tHe MatiCs wrote:

tp kalo unta yg dibela oleh cik laila aku amat percaya jika ada unsur papan lunsur dimane kesucian unta t'sebut telah dinodai oleh si jonggos dan bau-bauan celah ketiak en. bob terlekat di unta2 tersebut...


x baik ko fitnah unta aku ada affair gan bob..smalam unta aku br bgtw yg dia suci lagi..smilesmile



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jap jap..... tumpang lalu yek.... kalo nak korang ber3 nk tu gduh la

tpi pepun kate2 cik laila aku sokong.... jgn babit kan aku plak dlm hal korang ni... sbb aku dah terbabit dlm kemlgn jln keta api smlm mase nak pg ke gue niah

trus kan bersembang pasal unta tu... nak nengok tv jap teevee.gif

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huhu.. ni yg best ada penyokong setia..tengkui2 dinho...

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tp..unta tersebut ckp mcm tu..aku nak wat mcm maner... unta ko name di maznah hamid durga kn??? btl la..unto tu kate jongos tue zalim dan rakus...

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dasar jongos,org gah bergaduh pon

nak tumpang lalu,korg ber2 lela unta

n mat hardy gaduhla dulu...xda moodlaa

aku nak gaduh...jongos mmatahkan

semngat perjuangan harmoni aku...

ehhhh lele tkar pic,avatar unta mana???

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yeahhh...idup ungke..... aku sukung 18 ratus peratus...

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