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blues6906


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Assalamualaikum.......

It's a quite funny poems found at my collogue pc's..........sorry in english but what a hack.....we need a break man......doesn't it.......

hope u all enjoy & no intend to offended anybody

Twinkle Twinkle little star                                            
You should know what you are                                          
And once you know what you are                                        
Mental hospital is not so far.    
The rain makes all things beautiful.                                  
The grass and flowers too.                                           
If rain makes all things beautiful                                    
Why doesn't it rain on you?                                                                      
                                                                 
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                              
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                          
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And.... 
I got a heart attack straight away...    
         
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.                                  
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi                                    
HE saw me in dark, HE created light                                    
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.   





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la org putih mana pulak ni...ade saper2 leh tolong terjemahkan dalam bahasa cina tak....yak faham lah bahasa org putih ni....alih2 pun bahasa melayu pun dah ok...hehehe maklumlah tak belajar kat negeri omputih   biggrinbiggrin

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Ooo...ni bhs cina

Nang butui nang tui butui tui...hatttuiii...

Yg bhs melayunye plak....

Keindahan alam termekar indah bak gunung everest.....


OK tak...ok tak??

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radinnaz


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ni budak sakit mental punye citer ke..... aku paham perenggan yg bwh je..... ni mngenai puji kebesaran tuhan..... yg atas2 tu aku rasa khas utk OKU

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Hish...camner ko leh paham bhs OKU ni nenek rajin.....sah2 la...ko pon OKU gak kn...kn...kn.....

BHS OKU : -

padasuatuhariyggelapdtgsinenekrajinygmonopos........

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best, funny dan santai..aku simpan poem ni...

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cik gadis mesekut.....

pantun di atas bermaksud lebih kurang camni lah....

Pengarang pantun ni tension gan couple dia.....sbb tu lah dia cipta pantun ni utk mengejek pasangannya....



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