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Organ's Negogiation


seori kalu sapa dah penah baca........

anyway just enjoy it.......

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen
all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ass_hole is usually in charge !!


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encik blues,tolong la terjemahkan dalam bahasa melayu baku..ambe dok pahammm.. cepat laa..amber dah bersedia nak gelak guling2 ni utk baca citer lawak yang encik blues clue posting ni. kesian la kat ambe yang tak brape pandai bahasa omputih ni

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kuih..kuih..kuih..
sungguhpun lubang najis tu amat ler menjijikan..tp 2 ler yg byk berkhidmat.
moral of the story jgn perkecilkan yg buruk tu..
sbb kekadang yg buruk tu ler byk membantu

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kita adalah musafir yang mencari-cari hentian terakhir...



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untuk pengetahuan adik aini awanan... kalau adik tak faham, eloklah adik buat-buat tak tau je... sebab cerita ni amat todak bermoral dan memenuhi tuntutan kita terhadap negara... kerana ia menceritakan perihal mat the matics yang sentiasa menyombong dan meninggi diri walaupun dia hanyalah lubang buntut.... yer la... laki cam mat kan jenis lubang buntut punya... so memang nirrajin taraf israel la perangai dia....

lalu rie pun menghembuskan kentutnya yang ke 190... sekali lagi ass hole telah menjalankan tugasnya...

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ok aku paham dah..sangat2 paham....master rie jangan bimbang...

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aku rasa nak makan buah duku laa. umah sape ada buah duku angkat tangan!!!

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