One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
It is the final round of the Miss MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with L Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter L
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter L Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with L Miss USA: Lexus Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter L Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! (durian)
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter L, they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter L Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!! The Judges fainted..!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............. gelak pi lah.... takut kecewa plak... mana kuli aku nih gap. tadi kata nak potong kuku kaki aku nih dah panjang.
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DUIT ADALAH SEGALA-GALANYA. TAK PERCAYA KE ? LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI !!!!!!!
saekor lebbit aaa, sedang makan lulian atas jalan layeeee..... tibe2 aaa.. satu keleta loss loyss sulah langgar itu lebbit... sebab itu driver aaa sudah syiok dengar ladio, lia talak pelasan itu lebbit... itu driver aaa pelempuannnn.... lia manyak syiok dengar celita lianchau dalam itu ladio.....!! ini plak miss cina bukit atau cina jinjang punya creta.... huahuahuahua.....!!
huh... itu lah ceritanya.... sekian.... macehhhhhhhh............!!!
