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kalo lompat gendut tu jangan tanya aku .. korang tanya jer pijie ... die tere seme jenis permainan .. sape x kenel pijie ...

adinda jerat ensem yang x  jugak ensem sangat wei ... baddot tu satu spesis ikan ... x ikan pon sepesis cengkadak ... kene tanye pijie ... x pon tanye epel ijo ... diarang tu kawan baik ngan menatang2 tu seme ...
(apa punye budak lelaki ni ... pegang menatang berlendir pon geli ... lom bende lain yang berlendir lagi .. ngeh ngeh ngeh )

wei mat  ... ko meroyan ke? ... setau aku bukan pijie jer tunjuk cacing kat awek .. ko pon sekongkol jugak ... dua kali tunjuk lagik ...

keceme apocot... sungai kontan tu kat maner? bukan ke sungat kontang ... maknenya sungai kering ... x ade air? ngeeeee ......


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keh3..kalo yg pk yg tu, agaknye leh pgg la kot..ki3...gpon ak fobia gak ngn menatang eksotik ne....

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apasal plak budak jerat ni pobia ngan menatang eksotik ? kene gegeit kat anu ker? kui kui kui .. kah kah kah .. wakakakakaka .... (ikut YM Ym lar plak ...)

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apasal plak budak jerat ni pobia ngan menatang eksotik ? kene gegeit kat anu ker? kui kui kui .. kah kah kah .. wakakakakaka .... (ikut YM Ym lar plak ...)



xde la sampai kne kat situ...ahaha...gle ah..kang thp superb lak... nth la..myb penagruh media massa la kot..kih3..saje la kan..bdk manje...smile



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oohhhh ... anak manja lar si jerat nie hupernye ... baik ler ko jumpa incik asberionz .. dia akan hajor ko part part nak ilangkan manja tu ... pembantu dia cik aliza misbon ... nescaya alergik ngan pobia tu ilang terus .... tguk muke diarang jer ... memamg sah ... ilang manja ko ... ngan pobia2 sekalik ilang ...(tenguk muke diarang ni ala2 ikan haruan bersisik tu pon bukan ... cik ponti anak pon bukan ... ko kene ler ngadap senirik ... baru tau ...)

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kikiki...manje2 tu xdak la...mklumlah .hehee.. nk kne byr ke nk mtk kaunseling diaorg ne?

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part bayor2 tu .. ko bayor jerk kat aku (psttt ... jangan bagi tau orang lain ... kite berdua jer yg tau ni ... roger eh ..) .. bukan nosehat ler ... kire ko gune konsalten asberionz n aliza misbon co ... ko g jer jumper diarang ... kompem ... settle all d prob tu ....

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part bayor2 tu .. ko bayor jerk kat aku (psttt ... jangan bagi tau orang lain ... kite berdua jer yg tau ni ... roger eh ..) .. bukan nosehat ler ... kire ko gune konsalten asberionz n aliza misbon co ... ko g jer jumper diarang ... kompem ... settle all d prob tu ....



:3 keh3..segan ahhh... duit daun pisang laku lagi ek..kan ade ckp kte student ag..syiling yg melambak..wat coin untuk cuci baju..,kih3..



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mane lak student? tu hah .. ko duk kat kusi? siap tai-tai lagik... x kan menyamar kot? wet daun pisang? nasik lomak daun pisang .. hah tu cepat ler laku ... kalo daun pisang ... ko jual daun pisang tu .. wet bagi kat aku .. laku jugak tu ... coin2 tu ... hah ... tu buat main panggil2 roh jerk .. x pon ko campak kat kolam yang leh pasang wish wish tu ... x pon masuk kat tabung anak haku ... laku jugak ...

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pnh npk vid klpi yg kutip duit cmpk dlm kolam, then awek2 lari2 nk kat kte, pnh npk kan..kan mujarab syiling tu.ehehhe..aik..cmno tau hari2 dok kusi..xkn nk dok lantai je smpai semat2 n hensem2..heheh..cis menyammar..ehhehe

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btol2 ... bile campak jek koin ... awek pon larik2 tuju kat pakwe dia yg camapk koin tu ... x macho kan .. kalo nak awek kene campak koin ...gune ler mulut jerk .. ngayat .. baru ler macho ..baru ler gentelmen ...

urm ... ko x nyamar kan .... hah .. dah tentu ler ko keje .. kalo ko ngaku keje pon.... bukan aku nak mintak duit ko pon... aku pon keje carik duit jugak ... kurang sikit wit kat bank bile time gaji ...kurang2 jugak wit diarang nak kire ... pasal aku dah amik sikit ... kan kan kan ...

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btol2 ... bile campak jek koin ... awek pon larik2 tuju kat pakwe dia yg camapk koin tu ... x macho kan .. kalo nak awek kene campak koin ...gune ler mulut jerk .. ngayat .. baru ler macho ..baru ler gentelmen ...

urm ... ko x nyamar kan .... hah .. dah tentu ler ko keje .. kalo ko ngaku keje pon.... bukan aku nak mintak duit ko pon... aku pon keje carik duit jugak ... kurang sikit wit kat bank bile time gaji ...kurang2 jugak wit diarang nak kire ... pasal aku dah amik sikit ... kan kan kan ...



keh3..org cam ak ne layak kot dpt title xgentle..ehhehee..bapak penyegan orgnye..ehehhe..nk ayat pompuan pon segan...

 

nk wat pe mnyamar..ehhe...xyah mtk duit kat ak pon ak ade gak melabur..tmsk gak dlm duit gaji korg..ehhee...korg byr blik jgk mlalui cukai korg..ehehe..kitaran duit..



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owhhh ... bapak penyegan kirenya budak sijerat yang x suka menjerat ni ... bagus ler anak ayah mak ni macam ni .. sejuk jek ibu mengandung ... dapat anak ensem lagi baik budi base .. eh wak ... jangan lar plak ko nak perasan yea jerat ... aku cakp ngn kucing jiran ko tu ... bukan ko ..wakakakaka ...

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owhhh ... bapak penyegan kirenya budak sijerat yang x suka menjerat ni ... bagus ler anak ayah mak ni macam ni .. sejuk jek ibu mengandung ... dapat anak ensem lagi baik budi base .. eh wak ... jangan lar plak ko nak perasan yea jerat ... aku cakp ngn kucing jiran ko tu ... bukan ko ..wakakakaka ...



xyah pasan pon ak tau ak ne hensem..ehehhe..bdk pompuan sblh umah ne pon kua air liur tgk ak pagi2..ehehhe..semat gle2..ehehhee...msk opis dok kat tgge, minah2 lalu je, mesti senyum memanjang..pasan la tu..ehehhee...



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huk huk huk .. sengeh manjang aku tguk si jerat ni perasan dia ensem giler .. sampaikan minah2 lalu tu senyum tenguk dia pon dia tetap kate minah tguk dia ensem .. padahal minah tu lalu tguk si jerat ni pakai baju terbalik .. dah tu ... pakai seluar plak zip kat belakang .... tu mereka senyum manjang ...

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kalo lompat gendut tu jangan tanya aku .. korang tanya jer pijie ... die tere seme jenis permainan .. sape x kenel pijie ...

adinda jerat ensem yang x  jugak ensem sangat wei ... baddot tu satu spesis ikan ... x ikan pon sepesis cengkadak ... kene tanye pijie ... x pon tanye epel ijo ... diarang tu kawan baik ngan menatang2 tu seme ...
(apa punye budak lelaki ni ... pegang menatang berlendir pon geli ... lom bende lain yang berlendir lagi .. ngeh ngeh ngeh )

wei mat  ... ko meroyan ke? ... setau aku bukan pijie jer tunjuk cacing kat awek .. ko pon sekongkol jugak ... dua kali tunjuk lagik ...

keceme apocot... sungai kontan tu kat maner? bukan ke sungat kontang ... maknenya sungai kering ... x ade air? ngeeeee ......


Sungai  Kuantan la Pak baddot...ko nehh..skema sgt kena eja..kontang tu sungai tg mottan.hehehe

 



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Pehal laks nk gli cacing...pgg kuat2 then cucuk kat mata kail.tolak2 pelan2 then baling lam sungai..

NApe ko mat? sawan?



Pegang kuat2 cacing tu??
Kemudian cucuk???
Tolak pelan2???
isk.... Nape lucah sangat posting nie??
adesss... pening... pening..

-- Edited by Mat tHe MatiCs on Monday 17th of January 2011 07:33:11 PM

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Kesuma Apache wrote:



Pehal laks nk gli cacing...pgg kuat2 then cucuk kat mata kail.tolak2 pelan2 then baling lam sungai..

NApe ko mat? sawan?





Pegang kuat2 cacing tu??
Kemudian cucuk???
Tolak pelan2???
isk.... Nape lucah sangat posting nie??
adesss... pening... pening..

-- Edited by Mat tHe MatiCs on Monday 17th of January 2011 07:33:11 PM

 




ish2...dok ngajar bdk kuang umo...~

 



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Mongok ko jerat..mna ade lucah?...ko tak reti mancing ko duk dendiam

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Mongok ko jerat..mna ade lucah?...ko tak reti mancing ko duk dendiam



 nk macing cacing,umpn cacing mane reti ...kih3...



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Mancing awek mane leh duk diam..
xdpt la awek tu nnt...
Tak gune ada cacing..
sebab cacing tu x jalan nnt...


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Mat tHe MatiCs wrote:

Mancing awek mane leh duk diam..
xdpt la awek tu nnt...
Tak gune ada cacing..
sebab cacing tu x jalan nnt...


mcm perli jerk...kah3..awek leh dtg kot kat kte..pnt ar nk mancing awek... respons cam jual mhl je...org da tjk minat tp nk jual mhl gle...

 



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ye ye je ko jerat... awek yg rabun je skaka tko tuh...mancing lin laks korang neh

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keh3..jeles ke? hahaha...ade akak tu gedik2 je nk dkt2..ehhehe..

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aku ni herannnnnn dah niiii... awat korang asyikk citer pasal mancing jer niii..yg sorang ni tk habis2 perasan hensem.. sorang asyik pasal spesies ikan, sorang lagi dok citer pasal cacing... baru dua hari aku tinggal .,.. wah jadi "kolam" dah post akuuuuuu...


----------------------just got back 4m KL, still tired to death, n need to get more sleep---
------------------------------but unfortunately, i cnt sleep, stress----

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uik..tuan post ni mare la...sape suh ko tinggal? haaa kan mendapat...

weh nopa...mehla men cacaing..eh mancing

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bkn pasan..realiti...siap masuk mangga lagi...kih3... mancing2...cacing2 ne ha...

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Cik kesum, awat cheq??,, ada ka cheq kata cheq maghah ,,dak eh,, cheq pelik ja..awat hampa taksub giler2 ngn mancing???? 

cik kesum,, i cnt check this 4rum about two days due to i had something to settle in kl.. n tat two days made me suffocated,, but nw am back.. n i dnt why,, i am prefer tis blog more than FB...


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ger...: alah setakat mangga ..apa class dowhhhh... majalah merepek n tak membangunkan akidah tu gak yg ko langgan ...




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Cik kesum, awat cheq??,, ada ka cheq kata cheq maghah ,,dak eh,, cheq pelik ja..awat hampa taksub giler2 ngn mancing???? 


cik kesum,, i cnt check this 4rum about two days due to i had something to settle in kl.. n tat two days made me suffocated,, but nw am back.. n i dnt why,, i am prefer tis blog more than FB...

sajja ja cek nopa oiii...cek lupa ai cmna leh kuaq crita neh..'

Tol al nofa..best kan GC neh...aku pun dh lm a tak bukak fb

 



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